dawg3360
Canada
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
It creeps up on you
Today, I looked down while taking a piss and could only see my belly button. Wow, I’m fat now. FML
ms piggy
United States
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
Anonymous
Autobodyshaming
Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML
fatflabbyfail
United States
Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
tomchuq
United States
Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML
Mr. Shawzy
Canada
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML
wobble...
Australia
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Anonymous
Winnipeg, Canada
Who are you?
Today, it seems that I've gained so much weight that not even my iPhone can recognize my face. FML
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liketoknow 0
eeee www..... Small dick
snaebra 0
That is just sad
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MsMegaroo 0
Hmmm...two things. This should have been under the "health" category...DUHHHH #100...not only are u taking the time to READ FMyLife, but you also have an account here and are commenting on other peoples FML's. YOUR the one that needs to get a life jerk!!!!
Llorgge 0
small dick?
shmaller 0
#181, I never said to get a life, you illiterate moron. I just said this guy needs to stop bitching about his life and change it if he doesn't like it. PS: You have an account and are commenting here too, you hypocrite.
Jertastic 0
And suddenly, he notices that he actually has a ******!!! What a twist!!!!
shadowsx1101 0
LMFAO i'm so sorry for you. but i had to laugh because this reminds me of my friend. we had started talking one night and he mentions that he had to lift his fat in order to see his penis. yeah, i dont know why he did but he did. and so i suggest getting out more :)
haleyjames112 0
Wow..Really..why would you post something like this about yourself.
Smiley14_fml 0
eww.
eff_it_d00d 0
i know you all hate the grammar nazis, but it's exercise.
B00_fml 0
Put down the sandwich, fatass, and go exercise.
ziqi92 0
ROFL, start playing ddr ya douche! or do some sit-ups. i was once fat until i picked up ddr 5 yrs ago. now i'm a lvl.10 ddr dancer! still slightly pudgy, but i'm sooooo fast now....