Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
It creeps up on you
Today, I looked down while taking a piss and could only see my belly button. Wow, I’m fat now. FML
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
Autobodyshaming
Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML
Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Who are you?
Today, it seems that I've gained so much weight that not even my iPhone can recognize my face. FML
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liketoknow 0
eeee www..... Small dick
snaebra 0
That is just sad
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untorc 0
your penis is very small or/and you are realy fat. Man, thats disgousting
brittbrittT 0
checking to make sure your one inch wonder is still there?
vyperr 0
make sure u call bottom
itouchguy360 3
Diet time!
SuperSpore 0
And THAT'S when you notice that you need to lose weight?
elsieenchanted 0
2 FTW. :D - OP: loose some weight. then ya can "find ya penis".
eenerd 0
Stop being lazy and go the gym. Don't listen to these people telling you to get surgery, I lost 136 pounds by going to the gym and using Atkins. I hit up the gym for three hours a day and still do, and the best part of it all, I can eat like a normal person now and not have to worry about getting fat again because I burn every calorie I take in. You have no one else to blame but yourself. I suggest you watch Discovery Health Channel on the weekends, they have specials about people who are so fat that they've become immobile. That, and the fact that you have to lift up your flabs to see your penis (can you even see your knees?), should be more than enough of a wake up call. Sorry if that seems harsh, but I was in your situation before, and if I can get out of it, you certainly can too. Seriously, can food possibly be better than exciting things in life that you're possibly missing out on? You can't go to theme parks, the beach (unless you want to be embarrassed), and if you like that cute chick in your class - sorry, she's not interested in tubby.
smokey23 0
first of all that is messed up and second of all i would never never tell any one even though this is noe your real name ! it would be between me and GOD! lol
smokey23 0
first of all that is messed up and second of all i would never never tell any one even though this is noe your real name ! it would be between me and GOD! lol
itouchguy360 3
Four words dude, and this will be doing a real favor for yourself and your dick: Diet and exercise time!