dawg3360
Canada
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
It creeps up on you
Today, I looked down while taking a piss and could only see my belly button. Wow, I’m fat now. FML
ms piggy
United States
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
Anonymous
Autobodyshaming
Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML
fatflabbyfail
United States
Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
tomchuq
United States
Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML
Mr. Shawzy
Canada
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML
wobble...
Australia
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Anonymous
Winnipeg, Canada
Who are you?
Today, it seems that I've gained so much weight that not even my iPhone can recognize my face. FML
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liketoknow 0
eeee www..... Small dick
snaebra 0
That is just sad
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onepctech 0
Did you get really fat all of a sudden or just never bothered looking for it?
DeadMansCrack 4
haha #2 that's exactly what i was thinking when i sw this
getoutofmypants 0
I agree #98, and #100 can suck it. It bugs me when people think it's a persons own fault for being overweight. While it's partly their fault, there are other factors (nature, nurture) to consider and I wish people would stop being so self-righteous and be more understanding. Or at least get some sort of debilitating illness, put on 100 lbs and see how it feels.
Horurerukul 0
Did you really think that everyone here were going to be sympathetic towards you? YDI
UncleverName_FYL 0
#106 oprah really? .... helps add inches?? and you actually believe this. The only thing losing weight CAN EVER DO is make it LOOK bigger on you.
mikeyspano 0
your not fat you are just better prepared for when the world runs out of food
boricua_4life407 5
Hahaha FUPA!? haha jk but that sucks :x
jio_freed 0
finally a good FML thank u OP
wallythedolly 0
a gym membership is in your future.
AmericaPie 0
Go eat a cupcake, fatty.