Today, at work, my phone kept crashing. Without thinking, I announced that it was having a seizure. Who did I announce this to? My boss. Who also happens to have epilepsy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Toxic workplace
Today, I had a seizure for the first time in months. My fiancé went over to my job to let them know I wouldn't be going in. My boss bitched both of us because I didn't call myself. Sure, I'll get right on that when I'm conscious. FML
Great first impression
Today, at work, where I am the boss’s son, I introduced myself to the new guy and starting working on a project. Not five minutes into it, I apparently had a seizure, passed out, smashed my face on the work table, and regained consciousness in a state of confusion with EMTs surrounding me. FML
Today, I had a seizure at work. My boss walked by and saw me, but didn't help or do anything because he thought I was "picking something up off the floor." FML
She's lost control again
Today, I seized in the shower, making me trip over the edge of the tub, which is when I then smashed my face against an open toilet and broke my nose. Thank you epilepsy. FML
Today, I was at work, when I got bored and started spinning around in my chair for a little fun. As I was spinning, I went to grab my phone. I missed and sent my phone flying, hitting my coworker in the face. My boss witnessed the whole thing. FML
You OK, hun?
Today, I had a seizure in class. Being an epileptic, I had warned my professor of the possibility that I could have one in class. She was understanding and seemed very concerned about my issue at the time. After I had the seizure, however, she asked me if I had ever tried exorcism. FML
Today, I actually had to reassure the girl I'm seeing that she can't "catch" my epilepsy. FML
Today, at my workplace, I saw a system crashing. I mean literally, my manager was throwing my colleague's laptop at him while shouting around the office. This is only my second day. FML
Grounded
Today, I had a seizure while at the airport, ready to go on vacation with my family. We ended up missing our flight. My mom spent most of the ride home making cracks about how I'm always ruining things with my "dramatics". Sorry that I have epilepsy, mom. FML
Life is just great
Today, I was taking a shower. Having epilepsy, I seized, tripped over the edge of the tub, and smashed my face against an open toilet, breaking my nose. FML
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DocBastard 40
Oh my god...you said "seizure" in front of someone with epilepsy? You're a terrible person! You should be beaten for that! Oh wait, that's insensitive to people who have been beaten. My apologies. I meant to say that you suck! No, that's insensitive to people who can't afford a vacuum. What I meant was, how could you be so stupid? Wait wait, that's insensitive to stupid people... See where I'm going with this, people? If you weren't so goddamned sensitive about every little thing wrong with you, people wouldn't have to worry so much about offending you. I'm not perfect at all, but I've learned to laugh at my own inadequacies and errors. Ultimately I'm happier and so is everyone around me.
doodlecloud 27
I dunno, I don't think that's really offensive, he must've known you weren't being malicious or anything. I have a heart condition and if someone told me they were having a heart attck in a similar sentence I wouldn't care, I doubt I'd even really register it as possibly offensive. Some phrases are, like saying your phone is 'being a spaz', but I don't think what OP said is anything bad. It's not derogatory.
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smoshianforever 0
Should've been more careful!
sailorzoe 14
Yup. Epilepsy is a ******* bitch. I'm sure that everyone would enjoy taking 4,000mgs of medicine every ******* day of their life. No, fail. Epilepsy sucks.
Meettitan 14
They probably were being careful! I know my brain will troll me sometimes and say shit I'm not supposes to say because I'm constantly thinking about not saying it.
elidine 0
It sounds like you told your problems to the only dude that will actually understand what's going on. Good show!
Matty1188 6
1, I thumbed you up for using 'should've' correctly.
jhicks123 10
Your picture fits perfectly because of what happened in that episode.
CaramelMacchiato 13
OP should be more careful? It was a mistake. I have a friend who's an epileptic as well and also "typppzz like diz." Once when we were texting I accidentally wrote "it looks like your keyboards having a seizure." Thankfully, she dismissed it, but c'mon, everyone's caught up in their own problems these days to remember others & their problems :P
erinnrose 9
Oh god I'm sure your his favorite now
erinnrose 9
You're* hahah
Zomg_Okay 27
You narrowly avoided Death by Grammar Nazi there.
tennisrapper1 14
The "hahah" was sarcasm. I just saved you from stupid people who don't understand what is sarcastic and what is not!
erinnrose 9
Hah yeah I realized at the last second, that was close
tennisrapper1 14
I'm editing out my comment from before (#17) because it posted twice for some reason. My bad.
erinnrose 9
I've pretty much been using sarcastic replies ever since I started commenting but people really need to calm down here
tennisrapper1 14
Was that sarcasm 22...?
tennisrapper1 14
I was being sarcastic there. ^
igive 29
well now your boss knows you were using your phone instead of working.
Rddvl 11
I don't think that's really the point of the post...
aimeesea75 16
that's the point of the comment
MindFreakazoid 10
16- I'd love to prove you wrong here, but because you don't have a sense of humor, that's going to be a bit hard.
rageandlove13 8
Couldn't it have been the office phone at OP's work?
igive 29
well great, now i look like an asshole for assuming!
tennisrapper1 14
OP that's an offensive saying to some people. Be careful about what you say in public, or else it could bite you in the butt like it did here.
FlavorlessPie 7
I agree. Some people need to be more aware of who and what is around them. OP's boss was probably quite offended.
alycion 39
I guess I don't get what is offensive since there was meanness meant behind it. I'm bipolar and OCD and don't get offended when people do the I'm OCD or bipolar jokes because of something that just happened. And there is still more of a stigma with mental illness then there is epilepsy. People need to stop being so thin skinned about certain things.
alycion 39
No meanness even.
robinhood007 9
Thank you 38! The only time I feel someone should get offended in a situation like that is when the other person is being serious.
FlavorlessPie 7
Mmm, I don't know. Saying 'seizure' around someone with epilepsy is like saying 'retarded' around someone with down syndrome.. Or you could say 'gay' and someone could be homosexual. Serious or not, it can still be offensive.
msl1333 4
Hmmm...I'm epileptic and that wouldn't even come close to offending me or any of my epileptic friends.
iamkaylaurnot 5
57- I'm with you, I have epilepsy too and I have never met another epileptic that would get offended over something like that.
alycion 39
49 then using that train of thought when a normie gets hyper and claims they are manic, shouldn't I be offended? Of if they wash their hands and say I'm being OCD? I've been in both situations many times. Neither have offended me. These conditions, all that you listed, the ones I did are what people have, not who they are. It doesn't change the core of the person and shouldn't define them. And for the record I have a homosexual friend who often calls things gay. Slang can be stupid and sometimes immature. There was just a day that people were offended by intent and not words, and I don't know about others, I miss that time. The political correctness is out of hand as docbastard nicely demonstrated with his comment. Oh and people call me crazy and mental all the time playing around with me. My normal reply is yeah and I got the meds to prove it. No, I'm not crazy, but I'm not going to waste my time or energy getting offended over a joke. Even if the joke is a bit insensitive. And I do spend a lot of my spare time trying to promote education and get rid stigmas that mi can carry with it.
supergrl12 1
I agree, but if it's not offensive to you, then you shouldn't say anything because the odds are that it's not offensive to the people you are speaking for.
pinkalicious224 7
#62. I agree that saying something like OCD or seizure wouldn't be offending. However, when someone says "that is retarded/gay", it can be offending. Saying seizure or OCD isn't as bad. When saying your retarded, you are tyrying to insult someone by claiming them to be something that many people are, as well as homosexuality. When saying seizure, your are not insulting anything, you are simply describing an action, as well as OCD.
conholio33 28
I also have epilespy and would have found that funny...... If you cant laugh at urself for haveing epilespy then it just bothers you and thats no fun
DiscoKiller 4
Yeah I`m sorry but saying 'I`m offended by that' means nothing if there was no intent. It just means that you need to get over yourself. I'm offended by the X-factor but I dont see anyone rallying around to get it off the air. I`m massively offended by the music of U2, Nickleback, Shinedown and Rebecca Black but do you see anyone trying to get it banned? Nope. So basically put, if you are so sensetive to be offended by little things like what the OP said, you shouldnt be out of doors. Stay in with your tinfoil hat on and whatever you do, dont watch TV.
21jason 9
Explain and he will understand you weren't trying to make fun of him.
Forlorn420 9
People not to stop being so damn sensitive. It's a figure a speech that being used JOKINGLY. It's not like you wish a seizure upon your boss and then found out he has epilepsy. That woulda been bad
21jason 9
19 exactly my point you just said it more direct
t_raw1234 11
Watch what you say
zachherbert 10
And who you say it too.
doodlecloud 27
I dunno, I don't think that's really offensive, he must've known you weren't being malicious or anything. I have a heart condition and if someone told me they were having a heart attck in a similar sentence I wouldn't care, I doubt I'd even really register it as possibly offensive. Some phrases are, like saying your phone is 'being a spaz', but I don't think what OP said is anything bad. It's not derogatory.
ygdrassil 17
I have (mild) OCD but I do not mind people calling their things or friends OCD. The world would be a better place if people were not so sensitive.
olpally 33
Way to go, genius! I have epilepsy too. Who says that anyway?? You deserve this, totally! Lol, terrible.
olpally 33
Adding to my comment, in other words, watch what you say op, people may take offense to it...
leadawg75 12
My sister has it too, but she has said herself to my mom who was flipping out "don't have a seizure over it". I understand what you mean though.
rcgirl2 11
Why didn't you just say that your phone was crashing? Be careful what you say next time.
JoeSaysSsso 2
but... but... what if someone had just been in a car crash? I would stick with dieing. safest.
tiernang 21
but then you would offend everyone because EVERYONE dies!
Fml_FTW228 10
This is the same situation as saying something is "retarded," and then the person has a relative/friend/is retarded and you're screwed.
Bekll 31
One of my friends says "That's so retarded" all the time. I have a mentally and physically handicapped aunt and have told him this. :/