Today, was my graduation party. My birthday was about a week ago so my parents combined the presents. I thought it would be something big so I hinted for a new TV. I got a snuggie. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had dinner with my family in celebration of my 19th Birthday. I've been hinting that I need a new laptop for months now and I was sure my family had bought me one. I have got a pair of slipper socks. FML
Today, I received my graduation gift, a bath robe, from my parents. My have two older sisters also graduated. The first one got a Tiffany's bracelet, the second one got a plane ticket to Europe. FML
Today, I turned eighteen. Thinking I was going to get a big present from my parents on this special day, I eagerly unwrapped my present. They got me a bag of M and M's. Last year I got flannel bed sheets. FML
Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
Today, I attended my graduation ceremony. My parents acted mysteriously and kept urging me to go home, since we had to be "on time" for something. Thinking they might have planned a surprise party, I left my friends behind. I missed my graduation because my mom wanted to watch a TV show. FML
Today, I threw a party. My drunk boyfriend decided to bring my 50-inch flatscreen TV downstairs from our bedroom. The TV didn't make it. FML
Today, my parents gave me my birthday present. Two weeks ago, I'd ordered an Xbox online. Three days ago, it came to my house, and my parents thought they could save money by putting wrapping paper on it, and giving it to me for my birthday. That's all they got me. FML
Today, I told my parents that all I wanted for my 18th birthday was to go to a restaurant in NYC for a nice dinner. My parents said no, because it would cost too much money. I came home to see my parents had bought a huge TV for $800. We already have 3 televisions. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
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AnnaT24 2
Shoot, that sucks! I didn't get anything for graduating, I got kicked out. I wish I had a snuggie lol.
DrAbe 0
wow bummer they could have atleast got you something better snuggies are stupid
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Comments (189)
DrAbe 0
wow bummer they could have atleast got you something better snuggies are stupid
iwanina 0
I have a snuggie. they're not stupid.
dlbliner 0
snuggies are amazing!
morganmax0112 0
they r too stoopiid!!! its a robe...backwardss like wtf?!
ChaCerCam 14
I think you're stooopppiidd.
hpnerd 0
The SNUGGIE CULT!! haha. That sucks though.
AnnaT24 2
Shoot, that sucks! I didn't get anything for graduating, I got kicked out. I wish I had a snuggie lol.
MichaelDeSanta 20
That's the real fml
Jennika 0
**** YOU SNUGGIES RULE!! LOL.. FML for not having one.
redbluegreen 41
Maybe they want to make sure you'll never have sex? I mean, hey, you can get boys to come over and watch TV, but with a Snuggie™...
Night22_fml 4
You can use it for scaring kids on Halloween this year :) If you've ever played Resident Evil 4, dress up like a zealot amd start saying "Cohethlo" you should know what I mean
Darth_Taco 14
Look at the bright side, you can burn it :D. At least you got a present for graduation. I didn't get anything for my 18th birthday or graduation. Instead I lost my best friends of 3 years on both occasions. Oh well, I'm not complaining. I'm around better people now :D. Still, snuggies suck! D:
DieselGirl 0
.... wtf is a snuggie??
redbluegreen 41
#9 - A blanket with sleeves. Basically it's a backwards robe. That reminds me, OP: You put on your robe and wizard hat?
Jennika 0
#9.. WTF do you mean WTF is a snuggie? Look it up you lazy ****.LOL They are the ipidimy of awesome. http://www.signonsandiego.com/entertainment/street/snuggie.jpg AHAHA Also # 10 -(reference from bash.org by any chance?)