wobble...
Australia
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
i see fat people
Canberra, Australia
Freaked out
Today, I finally felt motivated to do some exercise. As I got my weights out, I noticed out of the corner of my eye someone moving about outside my window. I got scared and dropped a weight on my foot. The person outside was my own reflection. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Desks are so judgmental these days!
Today, I was promptly told to lose weight today by my computer desk when it broke under the weight of my leg. FML
Ashy104
United States
Today, I asked my mom if she thought I looked skinny in my shorts. She jiggled my leg fat, looked up at me and walked away. FML
ThunderThighs
Flemington, United States
Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML
pathetic
Canada
Simple answer
Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML
fat
United States
Today, I noticed that I've gained so much weight that even my feet have stretch marks. FML
jumpy
Nervous wreck
Today, I was literally startled by my own shadow. I hate having anxiety. FML
Mr. Shawzy
Canada
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
Anonymous
Boston, United States
The indignity
Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML
tripleBBB
Today, I was in the shower when I realised that maybe I'm getting a little too fat. I was scrubbing the old belly when a dollar flew out onto the floor. I'm 23. FML
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g_ayvel 11
How is that possible?
Wheredidgrungego 12
I'm sure it's scared of you too.
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Comments (188)
Rhysviri 10
You should probably do something about that... Jiggle jiggle. (;
Spritemazter 0
Either you 're so fat that you're actually scary, or you're such a p*ssy that you get scared of yourself.
doctorwhogirl 0
it's ok OP I have long black hair and when I came out of the shower my hair covered my face and i saw my reflection. I looked just like that girl from the ring. I got so scared I ran into a door:( sometime we scare ourselves, that's life :D
Zoranius 6
I had trouble clicking on this FML on my iPhone.. Damn those short FMLs!
helloimmia 4
how exactly did you manage to do that?..
smartassking 0
Fake...... And freaky
AsianCookie247 14
Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle, yeah.
draegbomb 5
Truffle Shuffle!
YtotsDI 0
Six fatty rolls XL jeans, stains outta controll. Big ass fool. Diet time you freaky tool. Your ugly and you know it! Put a bag on that!
ruusk 6
Top tip: tap on the FML next to the small post and use the arrow key top left :) weed helped me solve this
KRS_13 0
Your comment contradicts your picture.
KRS_13 0
110- your comment contradicts your picture.
Superstitious 6
Nothin' wrong with fat chicks, it's just more to love.
Moneylover103 1
I think the fat is trying to tell you something
ohxdamnxkay02 12
Wait... Scared as in *saw leg fat out of corner of your eye and thought it was a bug or something*..or scared as in *OH MY GOSH my leg fat is so nasty it's SCARY :O*
kyarush 10
It's more scared of you then you are of it...
n_epic_fail 14
119- sex with what? The leg fat?!
AceArctic 4
115 - Alliteration.
g_ayvel 11
How is that possible?
DooleyFTW 17
I'm also having trouble seeing how this could happen.
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
Maybe it was making a mean/scary face at OP.
LolFMLnot 10
Maybe OP finds fat scary O.o
silentbutfunny 0
Maybe something flicked one side of her leg, and then a wave of fat resembled a tsunami
nabila21 0
OH NO IT'S MOVING-- no wait....
philipino 24
OH GOD A MONSTER!. . . Oh wait, it's just you, leg fat. We meet again. . .
thenoobftw 3
The right way.
Pikachupianist 5
Person lays down, persons legs fall asleep, person goes to stand up and her legs then scare her Simple :3
buddyguyfriend 1
Well now u know how everyone else feels when u wear shorts and tight pants
whattheforkdude 0
OH NO ITS MOVING-- oh wait... Never mind.
kool_girl_123 9
Lol!
biggmike 6
That happens to me at times. Then I go for a run. :D
DrMime 10
Does it chase you? Scaring you even further?
The_Troller 14
It's even scarier when he runs.
beanybabe 13
Time to hit the gym!
ClassyCommando 13
Jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle, yeah!
yummy_richkid 3
And time to lay off of Little Debbie snacks.
markrs 0
Run, girl I wanna see you drip sweat. I remember that song...but instead of sweat, OP should be singing "fat"
TraeThaTruth07 7
I think the song you are referring to is just the edited version of a far more explicit song that goes into detail about a man in a club desiring to see a certain woman perform deliciously detailed sexual acts... by David Banner
nava1210 12
"I wanna see you drip fat" ?
ProhibitionRose 14
What is she? A George Foreman Grill?!
6969awesome 0
I'm tubby and I know it!
StromyG2 10
I know fat can be gross, but scary? Pleas explain. Don't worry, I'll wait.
KiddNYC1O 22
Gross can be scary, champ. Besides, don't outthink yourself.
Kovu_fml 16
wtf
gothhottie 5
Ur pic is wtf
teague95 16
Ur hair is wtf
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
41. I wanted to say that so bad! But restrained myself...dammit. Can Bieber even see through that??
Idonebeenhad 17
This one is better^
niznor99 6
I like honey badgers better than ponies. They don't give a **** and they eat snakes.
CryMoreFMLs 15
I prefer no ponies. I prefer bloodthirsty demons. Ponies burn my soul.
ragnorac 4
Bronies and beiber
Wheredidgrungego 12
I'm sure it's scared of you too.
mightymo 0
Yes yes it is!
RahmEsHestos 5
How exactl does that happen?
antwon86 4
Here take this *hands him the letter Y* and finish you god damn sentence.
Rddvl 11
*your
xXxIracebethxXx 14
*hands #14 the letter "R"* Here, now finish YOUR* god damn sentence.
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
Hands #19 a lower case "h". No need for the cap darling.
DynamicDave 11
*confiscates everyone's letters* Now, now, children.
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
Dave, ill vote for you if you run for FML president. As long as you promise to take all the grammar police off this site. it would be a much healthier without them.
livinginabook 24
You do realize that you will be taken off as well 112.... Right?
DocBastard 40
Fmeonce_shameonu - Why would you give him an ill vote? That's just...Oh, you must mean "I'll vote for you." See why that grammar is so important? Without it, you look stupid. You don't like looking stupid, do you?
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
Bastard-you understood though, right? I appreciate you proving my point! Point being grammar isn't everything and people still understand. Thanks pal! You're not such a bad guy after all.
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
...and you cant think I actually care what people think of me on FML..it's not a popularity thing for me..on Friday nights I'm not at home on FML. I'm living a social life with real in the flesh people. I don't come off as stupid to them. Being I'm an engineer and help better my community on a daily basis. English was never my strong suit. But If you want to talk about advanced calculus and statics, I'm all ears. Then we can see who is "stupid". Please don't be rude anymore.
itsharkley 8
I'm single. Wanna mingle? :megusta:
crimsonprodigy 15
Lol, OP needs to start slimming down if it's THAT serious.
bacon12 0
Next time you wave hi to someone your arm fat will smack you in the face