Anonymous
United States
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Fluffy
Thanks, honey.
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
fuckingcool
Ortonville, United States
Today, my friend was complaining to me that she's gained 20 pounds and it's all gone to her butt and boobs. Meanwhile, I've also gained 20 pounds, and it's gone straight to my stomach. She looks better than she did before. FML
yerface
United States
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
fat
United States
Today, I noticed that I've gained so much weight that even my feet have stretch marks. FML
Anonymous
Body Positivity
Today, after going through a major weight loss and change of lifestyle to better my confidence and health, I now have saggy thighs, arms and boobs, a deflated ass, two inches of hanging stomach, and have realized just how unsymmetrical my face is. Oh, and my physical health has never been worse. FML
Anonymous
0 to 100mph real quick
Today, I noticed I was starting to get a double chin. I’ve only just gotten to a healthy weight after a serious battle with anorexia. FML
tinygirl
Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML
Janice
Canada
Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML
BrefODM
United Kingdom
Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML
Fluffyman
Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML
Top comments
shanemaximo 7
Well look on the bright side, now you have a backup pair.
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Now you going to need a Bra for the front and the back.
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Comments (164)
misterjez 15
Pics or gtfo
shanemaximo 7
Well look on the bright side, now you have a backup pair.
Pixxio_O 11
....to slap the people behind her with
glenzhao2 16
Wear a shirt that's low on both sides
deviable 9
I keep thinking the fml is saying she got back the boobs that she lost, which would be a good thing. Maybe there should be a hyphen in there. Back-boobs. Idk, grammar nazis, any suggestions?
yake12 0
30 - I thought the exact same thing! This I a poorly worded FML.
emilyjgraham 34
I love the irony of 39 making a mistake! OP it's not that bad, as long as the front ones are bigger!
ant1078 7
I think I saw op at Walmart
godlike1 5
Pics or it didnt happen
MonsterSlayer13 5
huh...
brownov6969 4
Hot...
FckYoCOUCH 6
Aww poor you. I probably have enough for 3 sets of boobs.
beLlEve 0
when you don't get enough support from your push-up, always go for your back-up.
drinkPINK 4
20 - Double V-Neck! :D hahaha
ladyLALAA 29
66- can I have a set?
fallensnow143 6
ew
Snafuusmc 12
Alright! Go boobs!
csickcman 11
Agreed! Boobs are boobs...
EatnBeef 7
Did you grow back nipples too? They ain't boobs until then.
ydi_4_suking 20
You should tattoo on some nipples
muzy 23
camel humps was the first thing that came to my mind. That's not weird at all right???
dcg1375 7
^^ what??!!!
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Now you going to need a Bra for the front and the back.
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
You're*
TheDrudgeChild 4
I preferred reading it as "you", it made me read it in a funny accent. :D
Cathaholic 9
I love the like-minded people on this site. Like reading "got back boobs" as "got boobs back" or this one. Sir, I commend you for speaking my mind.
Cathaholic 9
Oh, pardon, sir or madam. Force of habit. My bad.
NeyNeyDaDa 21
If you misspell, people freak. If you correct yourself, people still freak because you should have left it wrong to sound funnier. You can't win.
smash8 4
Give me some!
smash8 4
I mean weight; not back boobs.
drinkPINK 4
Oh.. I thought you meant a high-five. Ya know, when you diss somebody and then you're like "Gimme some! ;)" and hold out your hand for a high-five... Buttt... Why would you want weight or back boobs? Lol.
smash8 4
Oh I've just been trying to gain weight. I thought I'd take some off her hands... Or back.
dva976 7
Umm, at least your partner will have something to hold on to.
imabeastmofukka 5
Ewww
acdc923 0
Yeah cause someone's gonna wanna hit THAT.
ilikeapplejuice 7
95 - You'd be surprised. Some people are into that stuff
nslurve 4
Double the fun!
EduJav321 24
The merry-go-around of boobs!
cinderella10383 6
Dude one word DIET
anniemall 6
Or gym
EvilCupcake8361 9
Two words..
musicluvr2000 11
2 pairs are better than 1
DrMime 10
Ah, a hard choice: boobs are blubber. You should get those skinny implants all the jersey shore girls get! They use top quality paradox technology!!!