dawg3360
Canada
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
It creeps up on you
Today, I looked down while taking a piss and could only see my belly button. Wow, I’m fat now. FML
ms piggy
United States
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
Anonymous
Autobodyshaming
Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML
fatflabbyfail
United States
Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
tomchuq
United States
Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML
Mr. Shawzy
Canada
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML
wobble...
Australia
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Anonymous
Winnipeg, Canada
Who are you?
Today, it seems that I've gained so much weight that not even my iPhone can recognize my face. FML
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liketoknow 0
eeee www..... Small dick
snaebra 0
That is just sad
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Comments (385)
myfairyoshi_fml 0
#2 epic ROFLMAO
newguy12 0
Is this an FML because ur fat, or because u have a tiny penis??
xiloveyoux3 0
That's a pretty bad mental picture.
powersport235 0
Don't be disapointed. Just go to gym or something
JohnHuish 0
HAHAHAHA this is ******* hilarious
Phallus_fml 0
Why did you have to see your penis in the first place? Did you miss it that much?
Awesomesaurus 0
A lot of people keep saying "o he must have small peepee cuz he can't see it NEmoar", but I like to think worst case scenario...what if he's got a perfectly average sized dong and he's just gargantuan?
HannahxoBanana 0
bahahaha sounds a lot like my ex boyfriend :P
CourtneyDanielle_fml 9
Lmfao. Sorry, but I laughed at this. Hard. Maybe its time for a gym.. or a walk?
Grotesque 0
Stop eating $50 worth of take-out every night, ya fat tub o' lard.