Love: Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML

dawg3360 7 June 2009, 06:02 Canada

Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML

385 comments

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

Same thing different taste

Anonymous 10 August 2021, 14:01

It creeps up on you

Today, I looked down while taking a piss and could only see my belly button. Wow, I’m fat now. FML

2 comments

ms piggy 15 December 2011, 21:52 United States

Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML

236 comments

Anonymous 6 May 2021, 16:59

Autobodyshaming

Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML

6 comments

fatflabbyfail 20 February 2010, 06:09 United States

Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML

269 comments

tomchuq 30 August 2009, 07:12 United States

Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML

216 comments

Mr. Shawzy 15 January 2009, 11:43 Canada

Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML

38 comments

Anonymous 21 March 2012, 04:50 Canada

Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML

230 comments

wobble... 23 February 2012, 11:29 Australia

Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML

188 comments

Anonymous 10 February 2012, 16:12 United States

Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML

164 comments

Anonymous 17 April 2022, 02:00 Winnipeg, Canada

Who are you?

Today, it seems that I've gained so much weight that not even my iPhone can recognize my face. FML

3 comments

liketoknow 0

7 June 2009, 12:11

eeee www..... Small dick

snaebra 0

7 June 2009, 12:09

That is just sad

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Comments (385)

ravinshrestha 0

7 June 2009, 12:07

pahahahaha!

ShakesBeer 0

5 March 2010, 04:01

must be a small penis… O_o

Allie26 0

6 March 2010, 15:06

what p.n.s?

hellokittywhore 0

23 July 2010, 00:39

or a very fat belly. either wayy ewww. but some people are chubby chasers, so hopefully just fatt. :D

moi101 0

24 July 2010, 01:04

ahahaha

jondivey 9

14 March 2011, 08:31

just because anyone that fat or who has that small of a dick probably has self esteem issues, it doesnt seem likely they would post it on fml, im gonna call f.a.k.e.

OliviaaBabiie 0

30 April 2011, 20:12

why don't you hook up with him since you're a ***** and everything, or do you have an obsession with hello kitty at the age if 18 or over? I cant choose which is worse.