Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
It creeps up on you
Today, I looked down while taking a piss and could only see my belly button. Wow, I’m fat now. FML
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
Autobodyshaming
Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML
Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Who are you?
Today, it seems that I've gained so much weight that not even my iPhone can recognize my face. FML
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liketoknow 0
eeee www..... Small dick
snaebra 0
That is just sad
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Comments (385)
pippymiskers 4
wow
Nandian90 0
Time to lay off the cheeseburgers don't you think?
Sportsfan86 3
Lmao #2. Family Guy?
acheese 0
your dick is either really small or your a fat lard
cutebutpsycho 0
Of course his wang is small--nothing grows well in the shade! OP: YDI for taking so long to notice this.
foshizdanizLA 0
theres a test for guys that is if you cant see your dick over your fat then you fail YOU FAIL LIKE A BITCH
lexjj 0
someone needs to work on them situps :D try a salad? FATTASS!
JRSpaniel 0
YDI. That's just plain gross.
desichick23 0
ok no offense, but...have you called Jenny yet? haha i'm just kidding. Don't worry. As long as you lay off the fatty foods and fit some fruits, veggies, and at least an hour of exercise each day in you'll lose weight. Good luck!
fishness 0
EW! YDI for letting yourself get that fat.