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dawg3360 Canada

Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

Same thing different taste

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liketoknow 0

eeee www..... Small dick

snaebra 0

That is just sad

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Jatilq 0

The FML is that you posted this information online to strangers.

inerdablanket 4

#100; Stop bitching about other people's pathetic lives and get your own. Thanks.

firezdog 0

All these YDI's! That's pretty mean. It's easy to blame someone for being over-weight if you're not overweight yourself -- but how do you know how much control he has over the problem? It's very comforting to think that we have large degree of control over our weight -- but I think there's a certain degree of wishful thinking there. It's the same way with most problems -- being homeless, getting addicted to drugs or alcohol -- all you can say from the outside is, "I wouldn't do that" -- and then you think that the mere will not to do it is sufficient for the act. (I don't mean to say, of course, that these are all problems of the same degree -- obviously being addicted to drugs is much worse than being overweight. And being a little bit overweight isn't really a serious problem anyway.) (It's the same way with smoking -- many smokers want to quit. But it's very difficult -- you have to fight against your body. We get ourselves into these sorts of situations: we want to do something, but we don't know how to do it.) Aligning the will with the act -- that's an empirical problem.

Naheelawhatwhat 0

Can someone please tell me why this FML is under the love category? You love lifting your fat up to see your penis?

okevino 0

Its not so bad...

ghadir 2

wow #115, ur pretty cool swearing and acting like a jerk just because i'm pointing out what everyone was saying was rude. OKAY

ISellHerbs 0

#144 said it all

love_jd13 0

This shouldn't even have gotten posted. It's obvious what kind of comments it's going to get on this site. Anyway, good luck, OP. :) Don't let random Internet comments get you down. But if you really feel like you have too much in the front, just try watching what you eat and devoting some extra time to working out (focus on sit-ups and crunches) for the next little while, and hopefully you'll start to notice a difference. Best wishes for looking and feeling better!

princess09 3

U must be small

whoaa_nellie 0

that is UNACCEPTABLE.