dawg3360
Canada
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
It creeps up on you
Today, I looked down while taking a piss and could only see my belly button. Wow, I’m fat now. FML
ms piggy
United States
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
Anonymous
Autobodyshaming
Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML
fatflabbyfail
United States
Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
tomchuq
United States
Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML
Mr. Shawzy
Canada
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML
wobble...
Australia
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Anonymous
Winnipeg, Canada
Who are you?
Today, it seems that I've gained so much weight that not even my iPhone can recognize my face. FML
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liketoknow 0
eeee www..... Small dick
snaebra 0
That is just sad
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tradit03 0
You noticed that today?
goldie_fml 2
HAHAHHA gross!
mylifesucksoften 0
maybe your YouKnowWhat is a just smaller the others... else you áre fat. It can be both too :P I'm sorry, but this FML is hilarious!
breaksprinter_ 0
143; He deserved it because it's his own fault he got fat in the first place. I am sick of hearing about, "blame it on genetics," because it has nothing to do with genetics whatsoever, except maybe for the fact you inherited your parents bad habits of eating. And along with genetics, being diabetic has absolutely nothing to do with it either, being diabetic does not prohibit you from exercising or eating right. The only thing diabetes does to you is forces you away from the sugar, and foods with excessive amounts of sugar, and to be perfectly honest, I think everyone should stay away from sugar and fatty foods. And another thing 143; please quit typing with parentheses. It's quite irritating. I'm all for everyone saying you deserved it. Because the hard part is losing weight, not gaining it. He shouldn't have gained that much weight in the first place, and he shouldn't complain about it to the internet world, or anyone for that matter. God, it's people like this that make me wanna go up to a fat chick and say, "OMG I am soooooooo fat! I just ate my monthly raisin!!!" hahahahaha. you fail.
DarkMirror 0
#2 LMFAO! That's exactly what I was thinking when I read this.
bigbadnews122 0
Oh Jesus! How did u notice you JUST NOW had fat over your shlong?
Woop_Woop 0
ppl saying its not his fault: if he was brought up to live a really healthy lifestyle and go running everyday he would still be really fat. are you saying that?
percypigs 0
thats really not healthy, you're probably damaging you're organs by being that obese.
iObama 0
Well then, you must have a very small penis or your just very fat.. FYL.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Or both lol
HeyitsPheddy 0
Lets hope a girl didn't post this.