dawg3360
Canada
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
It creeps up on you
Today, I looked down while taking a piss and could only see my belly button. Wow, I’m fat now. FML
ms piggy
United States
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
Anonymous
Autobodyshaming
Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML
fatflabbyfail
United States
Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
tomchuq
United States
Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML
Mr. Shawzy
Canada
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML
wobble...
Australia
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Anonymous
Winnipeg, Canada
Who are you?
Today, it seems that I've gained so much weight that not even my iPhone can recognize my face. FML
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liketoknow 0
eeee www..... Small dick
snaebra 0
That is just sad
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Comments (385)
derekjeter92 0
I love short FMLs like this 1, lol
awkwardness 0
Is your penis too short, or are you too fat? But thanks, this made my day.
LaLaJoy 2
Why the hell are people so incredibly rude to someone for being overweight? I'm sure they suffer the consequences enough as it is, and it's not necessarily their fault.
shroomis 0
im not gonna make fun of you...but if you want to see it more i would say start swimming and working out more =]
MCofpwnage 0
Three things you need are: 1.Exten-Z 2.a treadmill 3.a girlfriend (pats on the back flab) go get 'em tiger
MissBunnyfufu 0
Aww.. well as long as the fat doesn't take away from the feel of sex. um and as long as you are happy and love yourself, your fat self!
theflamezbegin 0
I'm so sorry...?
Funny_Face 0
Did you JUST discover this? Wow. Have you been on an expedition to find your penis for a while now? Cause I think you might notice it is missing!
awillowcabin 0
I'm pretty sure this is the time to put down the Cheetos and pick up the slim fast. Go out and exercise, dude. You could always just run around outside your place for half an hour every day. Oh, and where was your penis hiding before? Did you not notice that you didn't notice it?
penguinlord 0
Thanks. We all needed to know that