ms piggy
United States
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Boston, United States
The indignity
Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML
Mr. Shawzy
Canada
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
ihncredible
Macomb, United States
Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML
pathetic
Canada
Simple answer
Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML
unknown002
United States
Today, I stepped on the scale because I'm trying to maintain a good weight. The scale read that I had lost 6 pounds. Feeling really good about myself, I stepped off the scale only to see that the corner of the scale was sitting on the rug, making the scale mess up and tell me the wrong weight. FML
Fatty
United States
Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML
dawg3360
Canada
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
trev
United States
Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I finished the first month of a diet and exercise program designed to help me lose weight. To keep myself motivated, I have avoided the scale the entire time. I weighed myself today. I've gained 6 pounds. FML
Betty
United States
Heavy
Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML
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Mr_S3xypants 2
dude..seriously??
Patts_fml 4
Sounds like it's time for some lifestyle changes OP
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zanrothnis 2
It's been that long?
mikeeg 0
The scale must have been off.
Meowingtons500 18
I wonder if OP found a gummy bear in one of her fat rolls.
DioMaledica 14
Op must've been in denial if he/she is just realizing the weight problem I'm not an expert in this sort of thing though. **wow autocorrect replaced thing with thong luckily I noticed before posting.
ColdplaySucks 18
Look, if you're fat, get a gym membership and burn it off.
MyMilkShake2Yard 0
Did the scale say " to be continued..."??
kyarush 10
Semen is a natural fat burner...
jjoyce6 0
The word of the day is: Obesity
eyeIoveyou 4
"ITS TINA THE TALKING TUMMY!"
cocobulla1 4
Just ready to face reality and it's bout time to step
KeyboardWarrior 10
Try losing some weight then? Commit to it, set a goal for yourself and do it. And don't try those weird diets, they don't work. Healthy food and exercise.
enonymous 9
It's ok OP I do the same thing to look at my penis. I went a whole 5 months without seeing it and found it bedazzled.
AnagenisisZagus 13
No shit. Did we read the same FML?
brendafriesen 5
I disliked your status... Not because I disagree, but because Coldplay is awesome.
brendafriesen 5
That comment was for 60 btw
baseball6917 8
I hate these fat fmls. quit complainin and actually do somethin. it's your fault!
StoryOfTheYear 15
6-pack flabs. :O I is be jealous. Edit: 154- There are definetly "likes" on FML.
CondomSense 4
I have to move my morbidly obese penis out of the way to read my scales.
Mr_S3xypants 2
dude..seriously??
angrymexican 8
The first sign where you can tell your overweight is when you can't see the scale under your feet.
idontknowyou123 0
43- I know some heavyset and some overweight people with huge feet and have never lost site of them
ShroomsOnAcid 17
I can't see the scale underneath me without bending sideways and I'm not overweight. Boobies gettin in the way.
OriginalimoaN 15
Well boobs are sacks of fat; sexy sacks, but still fat sacks. Lol.
The_Weirdo 10
When I was little I thought boobs had pudding in them, turns out that's not why I couldn't stop looking at them.
Northpoo 6
I like pudding.....
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Uhhhhh no, 62, they are sacks of sand. Obviously you'really a virgin.
abbey321 8
Anyone notice op's name?
JMTS 0
Movie reference from 40 Year Old Virgin?
ShroomsOnAcid 17
150- Of course, who else would think that?
imustbeinsane 2
80- If only they did...
Patts_fml 4
Sounds like it's time for some lifestyle changes OP
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
OP I think they are making ones that say ur weight so it'll save u the trouble of lifting up ur flab ;)
bearnblue 0
I like your name OP
friedchickenpie 14
Did you find a quarter in one of your fat rolls?
idontknowyou123 0
Are you Garfield?
txgirl2013 14
No, clearly she's Ms. Piggy
idontknowyou123 0
Close Enough.
dkhannar 0
Haha I love Garfield... My fury friend and his mmmm good lasagna
CommonSenseKarma 17
At least Garfield accepts and embraces himself.
ohSNAPyall 27
I'm glad he accepts himself, but he's still not nermal.
anjtrg_1112 23
Garfield !!!
screamo_neve 12
4 beat you to it.
25shark 5
Copy much?
thisisafunnyname 12
118, 117 beat you to it
HoboSmeller 6
Get an extended scale, one with a read out that is further out than your stomach. that way you wont have to lift your stomach to see the number.
flockz 20
or get a set of mirrors that can reflect the number back to you, you know, around the blubber.
Alexis9194 3
Or lose weight...
Fmls4life 6
Or you can go exercise your ugly fat ass.
princeofgirl 18
I don't think it matters if they got a bigger scale or not, it should be obvious that they need to lose weight of they have rip move their fat.
onlyoncamera 0
Nice!!
AspynMicaela 1
And the number was..?
Deeznutzhairy 7
His phone number (:
Llamassss 21
Ms piggy would make it her phone number.
Deeznutzhairy 7
Touchè.
traviemojo 0
He doesn't need a phone since he has no friends
KeyboardWarrior 10
Says the 18 year old in a baby swing...
StEENAEph 5
Probably off the scale.
slushpup9696 12
I'm genuinely curious if you knew you had a weight problem before this or if this is what it took for you to realize it.
Torva_fml 16
Doesn't matter, you're just a cat sitting on a newspaper.
dandimae 0
At least you know now and you can change it!!!
theycallmejack 0
No he can't please stop making fun of me because I have two ears I know that I have only one nose an please do not shave my cat
theycallmejack 0
No he can't please stop making fun of me because I have two ears I know that I have only one nose an please do not shave my cat
theycallmejack 0
No he can't please stop making fun of me because I have two ears I know that I have only one nose an please do not shave my cat
himoonkey 8
The **** you talking about?