dawg3360
Canada
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
It creeps up on you
Today, I looked down while taking a piss and could only see my belly button. Wow, I’m fat now. FML
ms piggy
United States
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
Anonymous
Autobodyshaming
Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML
fatflabbyfail
United States
Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
tomchuq
United States
Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML
Mr. Shawzy
Canada
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML
wobble...
Australia
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Anonymous
Winnipeg, Canada
Who are you?
Today, it seems that I've gained so much weight that not even my iPhone can recognize my face. FML
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liketoknow 0
eeee www..... Small dick
snaebra 0
That is just sad
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anima9 1
You know what, I've been lurking FML for months now. I gotta tell you, this one FML post made me register today. SERIOUSLY. A MILLION INTERNETS TO THE OP!
sinergy 0
LOL
Crash92 0
Your fault for letting yourself become such a fat ass.
xoxsingergirl10 0
FUPA
DizzyDemon0 9
HAHAHAHAHAHAH..funny shit man. Start working out. Take this: http://www.topbodyfitness.com/true-mass-protein-p-3520.html Three times a day. And start with one-a-day workouts. When you start to feel up to it..go to two-a-day workouts. Make a routine. Go heavy on whatever sections you're doing. Monday, Tuesday, off Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, off Sunday. You'll drop the fat and start to build muscle real quick. Stay away from that nasty fatty foods. Once in awhile is okay later on..but for the first two weeks try to stay with complex carbs and all natural foods. If you're going to eat meat, go with chicken..and eat it boiled and by itself, with as little fat as possible. You'll feel better and look better in a few weeks. Get to a good weight for your height, something you feel comfortable at. When you're done..have fun with it and find ya a girl! (can't help ya with ur little dick problem..that's just ur shitty luck haha)
Panda_fuzz 0
Hahaha u got some probs dude
xox_what_now 0
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genius_man16 1
Then get off your fat lazy ass and do something about it you dickweed. YDI for just complaining and not doing anything about it.
Pockyftw 0
LOL # 2. THAT WAS WHAT I WAS THINKING. When I read this fml, I had a visual of Peter Griffin. Then I thought about the episode where he made a group for fat guys. xfd.
renyark209 0
Damn number 2 beat me to it!! Oh well... Find your penis! One dolla! Find your penis! FYL and YDI... may I suggest hittin the gym now and then??