Anonymous
Winnipeg, Canada
Who are you?
Today, it seems that I've gained so much weight that not even my iPhone can recognize my face. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
fat
United States
Today, I noticed that I've gained so much weight that even my feet have stretch marks. FML
SadFace
Singapore, Singapore
Today, I realized my acne is so bad that the Facebook face recognition could recognize all of my friends in a group photo except me. FML
Anonymous
Body Positivity
Today, after going through a major weight loss and change of lifestyle to better my confidence and health, I now have saggy thighs, arms and boobs, a deflated ass, two inches of hanging stomach, and have realized just how unsymmetrical my face is. Oh, and my physical health has never been worse. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Mr. Shawzy
Canada
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
Fluffyman
Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML
emmy
In shape
Today, even after months of vigorous exercise and diet in an attempt to gain muscle, I have not gained any muscle. Instead, my body is putting fat into the one part of my body I can’t work out: my face. FML
merr
Genetics
Today, despite being skinny everywhere else on my body, I have a double chin. FML
Peter C.
United States
Today, my friends and I were messing around with an app on my phone that makes your picture look fat. My picture looked the same before and after. FML
fattypatty
United States
Today, it seems I do, in fact, have an addiction to food. My employer has put on a weight loss challenge with a 1000$ prize, and on day 5 of 100 I'm already lying to the calorie counting app I installed on my phone. FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Go on a crime spree and lose weight before the cops find you. It's the perfect string of crimes!
kitten79TX 5
I've been there. But this is something you can fix. It takes commitment and effort, but you CAN do it.
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RichardPencil 32
Go on a crime spree and lose weight before the cops find you. It's the perfect string of crimes!
kitten79TX 5
I've been there. But this is something you can fix. It takes commitment and effort, but you CAN do it.
Yudith 28
Have one of your old photographs enlarged, cut out your face, and use the cutout to unlock your phone. That crappy piece of technology looks like it will accept it.