Damm
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I have an autoimmune disease which causes my penis to look like a tie-dye t shirt. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Arlington, United States
Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
dawg3360
Canada
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
maturity
Sydney, Australia
Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on my arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, and I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on my forearm. FML
numbcrumb
🌶️ Spicy
What a feeling!
Today, I discovered I have a condition that causes loss of feeling in my clitoris during sex. FML
Curt
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML
man-period?
Portland, United States
Today, I woke up to large spot of blood in my underwear. This wouldn't be too big a deal if I didn't have a penis. FML
BYUwildchild
United States
Today, I realized that the fish-shaped birth mark on the back of my leg, that I have had all my life, is not really shaped like a fish as I had originally thought. It looks just like a penis. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was diagnosed with a condition that makes me lactate. I'm a 6' tattooed guy with a boxing competition coming up soon. I'm never going to hear the end of this. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
What's up, doc?
Today, I went to the doctor because of the redness and swelling of my penis, hoping that it was just a minor rash or allergic reaction. Nope! According to the doctor, who could barely stop herself from laughing, it's good old-fashioned friction burns. FML
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poisenoreo46 0
groovy baby
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what no pic?
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Pissedoff2464 0
#55 has the right idea!
chinisse_sayu 0
awesome
Bucinka 5
Besdies vitiligo, plaque psoriasis can cause a mottled or stippled skin effect in that area and other parts of the skin. Adam "Seymore Butts" Glaser had psoriasis on his dick, and still managed to make a career in adult entertainment. I'd say he's doing pretty well for himself! Nina Hartley and others referred to it as a calico ****. I have the picture right in front of me in the book "XXX: 30 ****-Star Portraits" by Timothy Greenfield-Sanders, and yeah, it's two-toned, but as long as it gets hard when it needs to get hard, who cares what color it is. Tell your partner to turn the light out if he or she doesn't like it.
chloe2114 4
I luv it. ; D
tama_tee 0
lol # 7s my hero
afallingstar 22
groovy man
cmastabackhand 0
that's probably the most badass thing I've ever heard. if my gf sucked your dick I wouldn't even be mad cause that's so amazing.
LiZzYfMl 0
that's hot. ^^
rzbt21 0
ydi for having a weird penis
ClaireBear9087 0
that was a win