numbcrumb
🌶️ Spicy
What a feeling!
Today, I discovered I have a condition that causes loss of feeling in my clitoris during sex. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
SailorVenus93
Fredericksburg, United States 🌶️ Spicy
No pain, no gain
Today, I woke up with a sore clitoris. I haven't had sex with my boyfriend for weeks, but I did masturbate yesterday. I guess I can't get horny without feeling pain afterwards. FML
jimmy
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was diagnosed with crabs. I lost my virginity to my wife, and have never had sex or any sexual contact with anyone but her in my life. FML
geewhy
South Park, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML
Anonymous
Singapore
Newbie
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I was struck with a white-hot pain, and in the confusion thought her vagina had contracted hard. It turned out it was actually my uncircumcised penis retracting for the first time in my life. FML
brokedick
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after 5 years of no intimate, sexual contact with a woman, I finally got my chance. Unfortunately, I also discovered that I have full-on erectile dysfunction. I'm 23 years old. FML
baby_trex_arms
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nearly there
Today, I had to play the hot and cold game with my boyfriend until he found my clitoris. FML
Sanchez
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the doctor told me that I have Vasovagal Syncope: I pass out every time I get aroused. Bye bye sex. FML
Elliott
Pittsburgh, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Spill the T
Today, I was diagnosed with female arousal disorder, due to a disability of mine causing low testosterone levels. I've never been able to achieve an orgasm due to this. My doctor said I should just deal with it, because the remedy would make me masculine and I'm a "beautiful woman." I don't even care anymore, just let me come. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Broken
Today, I recently got out of hospital after suffering a bad head injury. My doctor warned me I might have localised skin numbness, and it turns out I do. In my penis. Can’t feel a thing down there. We discovered this in bed, where nothing could get a rise out of me because it was completely dead. FML
Bill Mantie
🌶️ Spicy
Turntables
Today, after months of successfully taking strides to boost my long diminished libido, I found out my girlfriend, who always had a healthy sex drive, has now lost hers. Oh, how the tables have turned. FML
Top comments
Septembero 15
Sounds clitical.
kenken5 16
I think I have this! What is it called??
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Comments (22)
RichardPencil 32
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You’d better learn to convincingly fake orgasms, or any decent husband/boyfriend could drop dead trying to please you.
almost_there44 26
Just shut up already!
RichardPencil 32
What’s your problem? That is some wise advice!
Ashamed_Sister 60
@almost_there44: There is no reason to shut up. The comment/advice was good even though it got downvoted.
Little Richard 11
Dad, is this what you do with mom?
RichardPencil 32
Yes, son, but it’s OK — sometimes I fake it, too. It takes really great acting when she blows me ... oh, is that TMI?
Michael Angelo Constancio 7
I see this guy in almost every post.. idk why everyone is hating on him his comments make sense
ARISKomuniszt 24
There are other good feelings in the world, don't worry.
kenken5 16
I think I have this! What is it called??
Dave_Davington 34
Numb crumb, I believe.
Septembero 15
Sounds clitical.
K_kanaka 26
Now that's just cruel
Tripartita 45
Snatch 22
Lobby_Bee 18
Use your butt hole?
blink831forever 13
I am so so sorry OP. That is so Freaking horrible.
Re4ge 13
I'm not OP, but I have a similar situation. Mine was never sensitive, but it doesn't bother me so much. Maybe if I knew what it's like I'd be upset over it, but given that I can ****** from penetration alone, I'd say it's not so bad!
Harm Varwijk 17
what's the name? I don't think you are the only one and many don't know. is there a treatment for it?
nyagemini23 22
Oh no! That sux tremendously!!!??