Today, a little girl walked up to me at Target and asked me what my name was. I smiled and told her my name was Kristen. She looked at the skirt I was wearing and said, "Kristen, can you wear pants tomorrow?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML
Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML
Lonely
Today, I purposely wore a red shirt to Target just so people would talk to me. FML
Check this out!
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, I chose a cute tank top and some shorts to wear. Later, I was shopping at Target with my dad when he pointed to a girl in the same isle and said to me, "Don't ever dress like that. It looks cute on her, but you couldn't pull it off." She was wearing shorts and a tank top. FML
Fingers crossed
Today, while shopping for a birthday present for my size 0 friend, I picked out a pair of pants for her. When paying, the cashier looked me up and down and said, "Well, you're pretty optimistic aren't you?" FML
Thick as thieves
Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a girl who looked my age pointed to a shirt I had in my bag. "Stole that, huh?" she asked smiling. She looked pretty cool, so I nodded and asked if she stole the jeans she was wearing, which were from the same store. Turns out she didn't, she's the manager. FML
Nice, thanks
Today, a little girl came up to me and said, "Hi, my name is Lindsey, let's be friends!" I thought she was cute, so I played along and said, "OK! My name is Jen!" Her reply was, "Wait, never mind, I don't want to be friends anymore. You smell funny." FML
All my fault
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
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RabidBunny 10
Well, Kristen...what did you say? :D
flockz 20
what kind of person wears pants in public?
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sux4u121 10
I am not sure how this is really an FML. :
theHIGHroad2 5
Either your skirt was too short and you looked vulgar and cheap or.. Your legs are too ugly to be shown in public. Just a guess.
whyusofat 17
Wheres the FML in that? Shes just a little kid.
Ajwc101 24
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Wow. That was rude. Wear what you want OP.
folfg0 12
I don't know. Seeing a girl walking in the local Walmart with out pants can be disgusting. (can be hot too, but normally if someone is pants-less in public they are 1. Ugly. 2. **** star. :P just saying
RadikulRam 16
In America, #15, trousers are called pants. If you and many other do not understand, the little girl is telling Kristen to wear trousers because she doesn't like Kristen's legs.
twilight_lupus 13
Or perhaps Kristen's skirt is really short and you can see her ass if she leans over or bends down.
chemchic 7
Either way a young child (little girl) should not say such disrespectful things to an adult. Rude kids.
eeppiicc 8
15, I know **** stars!!! You just made my day with the untrue piece of logic.
Lil_Red777 21
#15 OP said she was wearing a skirt. If you're going to comment at least read it first -_-
telluthewayitis 0
You are stupid it's a little girl
un1corns 15
33 - The little girl isn't rude. When young children speak their mind they're usually very honest and blunt. I don't think the girl was trying to be rude, given the fact that she politely asked the OP to wear pants as opposed to saying something like 'ew you've got ugly legs Kristen, wear pants next time'.
gojira666 7
If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all
bunniex1 11
Unless it's funny. Then u can say it even if it isn't nice
Conner93MB 5
You think a little kid thought of all that herself? Asking her name and then insulting her? Dudes and dudets. No. Her parents obviously set her up to it.
hatesfate 6
Actually I think that little girl is awesome... She did something the OPs true friends should have told her rather than skirting around her feelings...
nado13579 12
Like 32, I also think that maybe OP's skirt might have just been too short.
SB1010 0
33 shut up, bitch
downtime 13
86, Not your or anyone elses call. If it was too short its up to management to make that decision, and since nobody has said anything to her, it clearly meets regulations.
downtime 13
...Oh crap...I just realised it doesn't say she's an employee...Great observational skills, eh? That changes everything, nobody has the right to tell someone what they should be wearing if they aren't in a professional environment. End of story.
twilight_lupus 13
Unless they are cops and using the wonderful part of the law called public indecency.
assem977 7
he didnt say all pornstars walk around with no underwear, he said that if she wasnt wearing any then she might've been a **** star (not defending anyone, also a little late, sorry i overslept)
RabidBunny 10
Well, Kristen...what did you say? :D
anythingmustbe 18
I bet the boys would disagree with the little girl
olpally 33
I would assume Kristen said what her username is... Lol...
SpottedZebra42 14
Why is it that there is always that commenter who rushes for first by asking for an unnecessary extension of the FML?
Drigr 9
47, it is quite common for people to wish to know more about what happened and wished there was a follow up from the OP. Its not like they commented saying "lol. that sucks."
thisiscat 14
4- she didn't say anything, she drop kicked the little twerp (at least I would have)
ebonyirony 29
4- jokes on you! My names not Kristen!
Rachiebabyx 1
Kids say the darnest things..
RadikulRam 16
*Choo choo* It's the flame train.
ItsTheMo 10
*darnedest.
lukep135 6
Did you just mispell darndest while trying to correct someone on it?
fthku 13
"Kids say the darndest things" was a show hosted by Bill Cosby. It's shameful that no one got the reference.
downtime 13
Its shameful that you assume nobody got the reference because nobody bothered to say "I see what you did there". We got it, theres just no need to jump up and down letting everyone know we got it.
fthku 13
It's even more shameful that you assumed I meant no one as in no one in the entire website got it, or that I expected a "I see what you did there" comment. (Where the hell did you even pick up on that one?) #89 got thumbed for correcting #5, and that struck me as odd. Even if it wasn't the reason for the thumbs down, it was just an honest mistake on my part; you, on the other hand, are a condescending ass.
derkster 6
5- old
andisss 2
did you just misspell the word misspelled? -annoying when someone does it to you, huh?
downtime 13
125, "It's even more shameful that you assumed I meant no one as in no one in the entire website got it" "It's shameful that no one got the reference." - So in your world the words "no one" mean "an undefined number of people with no reference to the reader as to what this number may be - but obviously doesn't mean literally no one"? Your dictionary is broken. "#89 got thumbed for correcting #5, and that struck me as odd." ...And your conclusion is to assume nobody (oh, I mean, an undefined number of people) got it, and not just explain the reference and ask why the thumbs down? "it was just an honest mistake on my part; you, on the other hand, are a condescending ass." con·de·scend·ing/ˌkändəˈsendiNG/Adjective: 1.Acting in a way that betrays a feeling of patronizing superiority. "It's shameful that no one got the reference." I rest my case.
TayonaC 10
5 *(bill cosby voice)
anythingmustbe 18
Its an fml because she got so hung up over what this kid said and has nothing better to do with her time but post it on this site.
JFurr 9
It usually does look odd to wear a long shirt that covers your pants completely. I'm with the little girl. Wear Longer pants or a shorter shirt.
robertlovespi 3
Might want to reread the fml. Skirt
JFurr 9
Oh gosh. Thank you. I read it as it was a shirt. That's my fault. Thanks for the correction.
kurololita 6
64, it makes me smile to see someone reacting kindly, and honestly to there own mistake, thank you.
kimkiiim_fml 7
*their
flockz 20
what kind of person wears pants in public?
Locoluis 15
she meant trousers. Dialectal differences FOL
Goddess_Rummy 13
The normal kind?
flockz 20
*whoosh* BAM!! that's a simple little joke going WAY over your heads and hitting the wall. dialetical differences? trousers? what the ****.
flockz 20
and thanks i forgot normal people wear pants in public. let me go back to my cave that's completely isolated from society where i spend all of my days in the nude dancing to Kumbaya.
kateRAWR 4
English people think the word pants as underwear ............ Not trousers ....
wlddog 14
DOWN WITH THE ENGLISH!! Said the English speaking sarcastic monster.
DeepThinker357 4
What the hell? Who doesn't wear pants in public? Obviously you need to get out more often...smh
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
This thread has made me lose faith in humanity
hiitisbrooke 28
131- KateRAWR meant English people as British people. We're not English, even though we speak it. We're American. I don't even know why her comment was thumbed down so much.
hiitisbrooke 28
Nevermind, should have checked out your profile, 131.
AMCJEEP 10
Flockz I have a great Dane that looks just like that. Cool. Op You should have told that little shit off. I don't care how young she is disrespect should not be tolerated. I wouldn't have been happy until she went back to her mom in tears.
Goddess_Rummy 13
Oh kids say the darnedest things.
Goddess_Rummy 13
Well..... I guess someone already beat me to it.
anythingmustbe 18
and spelled it correctly
hatesfate 6
^Actually no, neither did. It's darndest...
Krissylynnfoo 1
My name is Kristen also':D
anarchistpunk 3
Cool story bro
Lil_Red777 21
Do you want a cookie? lol
hatesfate 6
Well Kristen, tomorrow can you wear a picture that doesn't show your shoulders?
manzylittle3759 6
Or just no shirt?
fmlllqueenn 0
WAS IT YOU?!?!?
hatesfate 6
81 - are you really that desperate to see what seems to be an A cup?
mollym241 9
WOAH REALLY? WHAT A SMALL WORLD. TWO PEOPLE OUT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD WITH THE SAME NAME. Oh. My. God. Is that the reaction you wanted?
shazza26 1
Hey guys, don't be mean
IOmnomHard 10
109- Are you really that ignorant that you need to make a mean comment about someone to get your jollies? It's jerks like you who make people feel bad about themselves because of how they were born. What's wrong with you? Did your mother not love you enough as a child. Then again, based on the intelligence level of your comment, you could very well still be an adolescent. (Doesn't feel great to be picked on, does it?)
hatesfate 6
128 - um.... Lol it's the internet I don't give comments a second thought as none of the people here actually effect my real life. ;-)
IOmnomHard 10
Um, well maybe you should. ;-) I think if anyone you know ever kills themselves because of comments people have made to them over the internet, (which happens a lot, don't kid yourself) you WILL care. It will effect you, and you will be mad. Have some compassion.
hatesfate 6
Or have some thick skin
manzylittle3759 6
109- I'm not desperate, boobs are boobs. And I love them all shapes, colors, and sizes.