Today, I was leaving school to get tested for peptic ulcers, because my stomach has been hurting for a few months. To wish me luck, one of my friends gave me a friendly punch in the stomach. I threw up blood. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got diagnosed with stomach ulcers. They are very painful, and I have been throwing up blood. On my latest trip to the toilet, I was heaving and the pain was making me beat the floor with my fist, the toilet lid decided to come crashing down on my head, giving me a minor concussion. FML
Today, I had a stomach virus. I tried to make myself throw up to feel better. My long nails sliced open my throat from the inside, and I threw up blood. FML
Today, I woke up feeling ill. My mom sent me to school anyway, and grounded me for "lying" about being sick. As soon as I got to school, I began vomiting blood. FML
Today, I was in school when I got up to ask the teacher a question. For no reason, the guy sitting next to me punched me in the gut so hard I collapsed and saw stars. The teacher simply rolled her eyes and told me to get back to work. FML
Today, we had a test in history. My best friend, who was sitting right behind me, had forgotten about it and put his finger in his throat to vomit. It sprayed all over his desk, his pants, and the entirety of my back. FML
Today, I drove a friend to the emergency room because he thought he had appendicitis. While sitting in the waiting room, I got puked on by a child. My friend's diagnosis? Gas. So he also farted all the way home. FML
Today, at the ripe age of 20, I spent the early hours of my morning violently vomiting blood every time I got too warm. I then had the pleasure of shitting in a plastic container for a stool sample, due to said problem, after one and half hours of sleep. FML
Today, I was planning to ask a guy at school out since I had mustered up the confidence to finally tell him how I really felt. I ended up puking on him. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office to get my yearly check up. Soon after I got home, I threw up and somehow had a fever. FML
Today, I found out that I puke and then pass out at the sight of blood. I am a 16 year old girl expecting hundreds of periods to come. FML
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Twisted107 4
looks like you did have one.
bigphill1333 0
What a dick.
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Comments (112)
Twisted107 4
looks like you did have one.
JCHammer 5
Bloodpuke!
ifyouseekamy666 0
Today, my friend was going to the doctor's. Trying to be nice, I gave him/her a friendly punch in the stomach. He/she threw up blood all over me. FML
ImaginaryFoe 1
Yep and he found out for free. Thank your friend for saving you the cost of a visit to the doctor.
Dmars444 4
quit bitching, at least it wasn't a kidney!
Necromal 2
61 good song title!
rainbowpikachus 0
#65 lmao that would be disgusting!
Zambaku 9
Was it a "friendly punch", or a "HULK SMASH!"
gress269 4
112 I love you forever now. I actually lold when I read that. Then did it myself in real life. And played the scenario over in my head.
bigphill1333 0
What a dick.
DarkHelmet 10
Whoop his/her ass!!!
xMaNNiNGx119 0
^ Giggity
DKjazz 20
Today, I experienced testicular torsion for the first time. As a way of wishing me good luck, my best friend kicked me in the balls. FML
Northside6934 0
lmao that fucken sucks.
Doortje 30
Did your friend know where/why you were going? If so, he's an idiot.
therealdavid 0
either way, he clearly punched him pretty hard, so he's a jerk either way. just a bigger one if he knew where he was going.
Doortje 30
Nah, OP said a friendly punch. So I think under normal circumstances it wouldn't have been that bad.
Heliol 8
Still, wishing someone luck when they've been having stomach problems by punching them in the stomach is pretty f*ing stupid. It's common sense not to, of which that guy obviously has none. It's still an fml for the op, doesn't matter if it was some stupid friend accidently causing it or not.
Heliol 8
And it sounds like the friend knew where/why the guy was going. It would be weird to wish someone luck without first asking why. And friendly punches between boys can sometimes be pretty hard. I knew some guys in high school that hit each other very hard, sometimes even as a joke in the crotch, and it was still considered friendly. That guy was probably just being an ass and acting like the op was a baby for complaining about a stomach problem and so he punched him in the stomach.
robotnhi 0
punch him back
tweetbaby14 18
punching people in the stomach period is stupid.
MrBaxter 5
Oh really question mark
spesh31 0
that's just awful!!
anorexicbarbie 8
Your friend is a total ********.
katieklein 0
agree
afdude87 6
sounds like you've got douchey friends.
LightningLadyy 0
Seriously? Who punches people in the stomach for "good luck"?
gorina 0
Ouch.
Graawr 7
I would've beat the crap out of him. >:0
kunalkunal2 0
how do u know it's a him
chippa 24
Why did you wait so long to get it checked out? :( Your friend is dumb. Sorry, OP.