Today, I have an autoimmune disease which causes my penis to look like a tie-dye t shirt. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on my arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, and I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on my forearm. FML
What a feeling!
Today, I discovered I have a condition that causes loss of feeling in my clitoris during sex. FML
Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML
Today, I woke up to large spot of blood in my underwear. This wouldn't be too big a deal if I didn't have a penis. FML
Today, I realized that the fish-shaped birth mark on the back of my leg, that I have had all my life, is not really shaped like a fish as I had originally thought. It looks just like a penis. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with a condition that makes me lactate. I'm a 6' tattooed guy with a boxing competition coming up soon. I'm never going to hear the end of this. FML
What's up, doc?
Today, I went to the doctor because of the redness and swelling of my penis, hoping that it was just a minor rash or allergic reaction. Nope! According to the doctor, who could barely stop herself from laughing, it's good old-fashioned friction burns. FML
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poisenoreo46 0
groovy baby
BetaGirl 0
what no pic?
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Bizenghastly 0
that'd be an interesting commercial " blow the rainbow! taste the rainbow"
Bizenghastly 0
lols there's other sites for that ; }
howie711 0
fake
ifmlftw 0
you sure u didn't take any LSD? then jerk it
Ambaayyy 8
that's freaking amazing ;) lmao
ThisChicaHasSwag 0
aha awesome
The_FMLs 0
Om nom nom
mistyeyes 0
How could someone put YDI for this... It baffles me...
Socalledproblem 5
LMFAO
person5625 1
well that'll make ur girlfriend happy