Today, I got a letter from the Navy saying that they accepted my application to join the Navy. I never applied. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I received a rejection letter from a college that I'd applied to 6 years ago. FML
Today, I realised the recruiter for the Navy lied to me. This shit ain't fun. FML
Today, after waiting 3 months to see if I got the job I had applied for, I was told that they never received my application. Turns out that the email address that they told me to send it to was not being checked anymore and that they would be happy to consider me for the following year. FML
Silver lining
Today, I was excited to receive a rejection letter, because this was the first company to even acknowledge that I sent them a resume. FML
What happens in Vegas doesn't stay there?
Today, I got a letter from the state that I'm being divorced. I've never been married. FML
Today, I was accepted to the college of my dreams. Then I checked the address. Turns out, the letter was meant for my neighbor. I was actually denied. FML
Today, I found out I didn't get accepted into a program I was nominated to attend at work that all other applicants with less experience than myself did. I found out when they asked if I had gotten the acceptance email. They didn't even bother telling me I was rejected. FML
Today, I found out that my dad, thinking it was an advertisement, threw away a letter from the college I applied to. FML
Corporate hell
Today, I found out I didn't get the promotion I applied for. Then I was told I was the only one who applied for the job. FML
Today, after constantly checking my email for a week, I finally got a letter saying that I was accepted to take a test for a job position. The only problem is I was scheduled to test today, eight hours ago. FML
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Livelife121 30
Reminds me of my ex. I got so upset when he was late for our dates he promised he would be on time again. Come a time after we broke uo geeting up and getting our stuff back, he goes back to his old ways and makes up the crappie excuses, third time I finally got my shit back.
Livelife121 30
Oh shoot, I just realized I commented on the wrong FML and can't delete it while on thenapp:(
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Livelife121 30
Reminds me of my ex. I got so upset when he was late for our dates he promised he would be on time again. Come a time after we broke uo geeting up and getting our stuff back, he goes back to his old ways and makes up the crappie excuses, third time I finally got my shit back.
Livelife121 30
Oh shoot, I just realized I commented on the wrong FML and can't delete it while on thenapp:(