Damm
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I have an autoimmune disease which causes my penis to look like a tie-dye t shirt. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Arlington, United States
Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
dawg3360
Canada
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
maturity
Sydney, Australia
Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on my arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, and I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on my forearm. FML
numbcrumb
🌶️ Spicy
What a feeling!
Today, I discovered I have a condition that causes loss of feeling in my clitoris during sex. FML
Curt
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML
man-period?
Portland, United States
Today, I woke up to large spot of blood in my underwear. This wouldn't be too big a deal if I didn't have a penis. FML
BYUwildchild
United States
Today, I realized that the fish-shaped birth mark on the back of my leg, that I have had all my life, is not really shaped like a fish as I had originally thought. It looks just like a penis. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was diagnosed with a condition that makes me lactate. I'm a 6' tattooed guy with a boxing competition coming up soon. I'm never going to hear the end of this. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
What's up, doc?
Today, I went to the doctor because of the redness and swelling of my penis, hoping that it was just a minor rash or allergic reaction. Nope! According to the doctor, who could barely stop herself from laughing, it's good old-fashioned friction burns. FML
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poisenoreo46 0
groovy baby
BetaGirl 0
what no pic?
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xsydbabyx 0
Pics or it nevr happened! - S.
cassiesugar21 0
are you Dr. Suess? LOL. Aww. im just kidding, let me taste the rainbow.
iamtenyearsago 0
I wish I was a man so this would happen to me.
ohhdamn 0
michael jackson had that =/
pwnrzero 0
how in the world does that even happen whats the name of the disease or it never happened
Atrayo 0
COOOOLLL!!!!
cvrebelchick 0
if chicks ask, you got it tattooed
wrestler17 0
Do your hands get blue and orange when exposed to cold and other stuff like cigarette smoke? If so I might have the same thing... In recent years it hasn't been nearly as bad though, the tye dye dick I think I only got a mild form of it only a couple of times it's still suseptable to its other effects :(... Yeah I broke my finger and the hand specialist I saw said it could be due to overactive circulation, meaning that since there Is so much circulation that your hands are supersensitive and that the blood vessels snap shut when exposed to things like cold and cigarette smoke, I didn't tell about my dick problem because my mom Just had to sit in and I guess that's not his area of expertise despite knowing about this hahaha
mother_green7 0
damn! thats bout the sexiest thing i've ever heard of! hit me up ;D
memegui 0
Well if it's just for today...