Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
Clean up
Today, I realized that my lack of body hygiene reached a new high when I discovered a pimple growing on my penis, which I now know is genital acne. It hurts to sit down or touch my penis in any way. The worst part is that I am only thirteen. FML
Today, I finally went to the doctor's office to have a small patch of acne on my stomach looked at. Since it was in an almost perfect circle and abnormally sensitive, I was worried it could be ringworm or some other sort of skin infection. It turned out to be an infection alright. Herpes. FML
Today, I can finally say there’s no part of my body that hasn’t had a pimple show up. I found a zit on my clit. FML
Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML
Today, thanks to puberty, I have an acne rash around my mouth. Rumors are already flying around school saying I have herpes. FML
Good
Today, I told my dad that I had a herpes infection. He said, "Good." FML
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Sketch_y 0
Stop jerking it / sweaty hands touching yourself.
DameGreyWulf 1
Guess mom wasn't kidding when she said you can get zits anywhere.
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Comments (226)
yowzerz 5
You should be happy. how is this an fml? You're retarded.
tyhillman 0
How about the fact that he has anything on his dick? If it would have been herpes then it wouldn't have been an FML, but the fact that it's not as common makes it one.
Shadic 0
Exactly. This is a GOOD thing. People are morons.
redbluegreen 41
But the FML could've been how he found out it was just acne and NOT something else. I mean, he might've had to come out to his parents that he's not only having sex, but he might also have a permanent STD. I don't know about your parents, but mine would be VERY upset if I was hiding having sex, and on top of it, getting an STD. The parents might've taken him to a specialist, and then they lost all that money just to figure out that it was acne. It's not so much as the result itself, but how they came to that conclusion. Same with the girl who's boyfriend balanced things on her. It's how you find out that gives the story more depth.
RustyShackelfurt 0
Srsly, I would be singing from my rooftop because of the joy I felt.
gothymama 0
I agree with #1. How is NOT having an STD an FYL? I would much rather have acne than an STD! Granted, I don't have a penis, but I would presume that having acne on my lady parts wouldn't be very fun, either.
MrGlad 0
Today, I'm in perfect health. FML
Tobe_fml 0
Fake, this video has it word for WORD! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUUWEJgO7dE
Krabby_fml 0
Really? I happen to have acne on my penis as well. There's probably more people who do. Idiot.
kflaherty008 0
it may not be an std but i still think its gross! what would u use to get rid of it proactive?
aRaven007 0
I agree, what a tard
fosizzlemynizzlE 0
******* WASH THAT SHIT BRO
monkey008 0
Dude your life does suck, Im sorry you dont have Herpes.
toaster468 0
put some clean and clear in ur hand an whack off really hard for 5 min. works for me and it's fun too!
hilda_kitty 16
... the simple fact that he has acne in... an intresting place is the FML. I didn't even know that you could get acne there... o.0
lizzilla8297 2
why are you sad? would you RATHER have herpes?!
unknown_1223 0
shouldn't you be happy?
Sketch_y 0
Stop jerking it / sweaty hands touching yourself.
AwThatSucksGurl 0
ewww lol but true
Jim_Sheebie 0
I had some acne on my junk for years and it didn't affect me at all. OP Is truly an ungrateful prick.
theice 0
have fun applieing proact
leader0011 5
Wow. Thats just nastay and mildly creepy
skullcandifiedDJ 5
today, I found out that I don't have herpes, FML
PikachuBuddy 8
Sweat aand oil don't cause acne. It's maybe the fact that he is active, and if he's not, it's genetic.
omg36 7
Lol Ew so his dad has acne on his penis too?
annoyedperson 25
thank you Cathrine obvious
acvball92 0
yeah happy, not mad
ohmylanta22 5
Acne is nowhere near as bad as genital warts or herpes, but it's still disgusting.
Horsempeg 25
I'd say acne is way better. Shower and it goes away, herpes is forever.
rbar1293 0
It might just be an ingrown hair.
mxv13 0
wow id be happy... and yeah ingrown hair probably
Bansheethekilla 2
are you sure you have acne i mean if its red or watever maybe. but if not it may be pubic hair coming through the scrotom
nick_beresho 0
That's pretty disgusting... But, better than STD's smartone. Shouldn't you be happy right now?
f_alltheirlives 3
"Today I realized I didnt have cancer after all! Im just bald :( fml"
junaho 0
You're a moron. Baldness is caused by chemo, not the cancer.
BlackJewel 0
human stupidity doesn't stop to amaze me :))
lovethewordnerd 0
cancer doesn't make you bald; the chemotherapy to try and treat it makes you bald.
alliemi 0
You guys knew what #8 meant. Wow, i love the thought processes of people on the internet. Guy says something clever, guy makes minor mistake in what he said, people who're barely smart enough to recognize this recognize it and attack him calling him an idiot as if they're infinitely smarter and less ignorant. You all need lives and to stop being so goddamn hostile on the internet, it doesn't make you look good and you're not smart for pointing out others' mistakes.
Nadinek98 0
coming from a ginger
sk8rchick97 0
I think he was just trying to prove how stupid this FML is..
JulzKay 0
Maybe if you didn't stick your dick in dirty bitches, you wouldn't have to worry about either. =S
whatsupdoc69 0
u sound like one of said dirty bitches
kezzamumma 3
It's acne NOT an std moron you can't catch it from dirty bitches
delfino1604 24
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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
That's supposed to be a good thing. You must live in the reverse world.
xiloveyoux3 0
Actually, acne only appear from your forehead all the way to your torso/back area. So, uhm no, this pimple you see, is actually not "acne"... just saying.
TheHeroOfTime 0
Actually acne can appear anywhere you have pores..so unless from your torso down is skinless, then you're correct. Also , ever heard of keratosis polaris (could be spelled incorrectly) it's a form of acne, and TONNES of people have it on their thighs, you sir, or ma'am, are a retard.
MigglePop 0
Actually Keratosis pilaris is quite different from acne and is caused by inflamed follicles. Acne vulgaris only occurs in areas of skin with the densest population of sebaceous follicles which is restricted to the face, upper part of the chest, and back. It in fact does not occur in other areas. So watch who you call a retard.
Arcterion 0
Lern2anatomy. They are all over the human body, except for the palms and soles.
g7190g92 1
I don't know if I'm just defective, #54, but I recently got a zit on the palm side of one of my fingers.
nomadxx7 0
Could be a pimple Could be HPV (doesn't have any real affect on men but cervical cancer for women) Could be in-grown hairs if you shave
great_lawl 0
you cannot actually believe that you don't have pores in your hands. your hands are very porous actually
wordgirl 0
It still LOOKS and gets diagnosed as being LIKE acne, so stop splitting hairs. FTW.
MagnumForse71 0
ur ****** stupid it can show up anywhere u dumb ****=/
markiesharkie 0
actually you can get acne all over your body. including your butt and genitals
raybillionbongen 0
facepalm*
goofy4123 8
Little harsh?
sadandbroke20 18
side of your finger is not your palm
infinitegrace 21
Palm side. Not side of.
CarlosDanger 12
He said palm....
delfino1604 24
try not to open your mouth so much, it's unattractive.