Today, I realized that the fish-shaped birth mark on the back of my leg, that I have had all my life, is not really shaped like a fish as I had originally thought. It looks just like a penis. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML
Today, my friends learned that if you play "connect the dots" with the pimples on my back the resulting picture is a large penis. FML
Today, I got out of the shower and noticed a tiny leaf on my penis. With legs. Squirming. I have a new nickname. FML
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It's a large broadsword which runs the length of my spine. I went home to show it off, only to learn that the hilt on my neck looks just like a penis when the rest of it is covered with my shirt. FML
Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML
Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML
Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML
Today, I panicked when I saw a spider on my shoulder from the corner of my eye. It was a birthmark. The same one that has been there for the last 23 years. FML
Today, I woke up to large spot of blood in my underwear. This wouldn't be too big a deal if I didn't have a penis. FML
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Top comments
ThatLooksSticky 16
What kind of fish is that? A blow fish?
tencentsakiss 19
Are you male or female? I feel like that influences how f-ed your life is considerably.
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Comments (82)
awks 0
sucks to be you! maybe try some cover up.... ☆〜（ゝ。∂）
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Hey mine does too! and I thought it was a butterfly... :(
pwincessa23 1
it's a slippery dick
deliciouscake 3
It is a dry dick, I would know. Life. Talk to me about life.
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
those are very different shapes...
gummy_explosion 0
It's funny because it's shaped like a penis, yet OP believed it was shaped like a fish.
xundria 5
That is quite intriguing...
RandomDudeOrRD 0
your picture goes perfectly with the comment.
ThatLooksSticky 16
What kind of fish is that? A blow fish?
ChillBill 0
Hah, win.
abi96 0
ahh so punny
huzzzzzzahh 2
You deserve to be PUNished for that one.
russianraccoon 0
AHAHA shut up
ImaginaryFoe 1
Ah, innocence lost. So sad. Try hitting yourself until the bruise that forms adds to the penis shape et voíla, a fish once more.
thirdtesticle 0
How long is it hard?
TryptamineDreame 0
haha, you'll survive. I have a birthmark on my ass that looks like a bandaid. :)
DocBastard 40
You do? Pics or it didn't...nevermind.
infamousego 0
Ur a creeper
hclover 0
I have a scar on my wrist that's shaped like a sperm cell:(
Angele72 0
BAHAHAHAHA THATS HILARIOUS XD
winstoningram 0
You must be one dick
ydi_4_suking 20
It's a sign that you should start to suck and screw as many penises as you possibly cam
asdfghjll 0
I have one too! on the side of my hip.
russianraccoon 0
Birthmark? or a penis