Damm
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I have an autoimmune disease which causes my penis to look like a tie-dye t shirt. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Arlington, United States
Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
dawg3360
Canada
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
maturity
Sydney, Australia
Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on my arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, and I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on my forearm. FML
numbcrumb
🌶️ Spicy
What a feeling!
Today, I discovered I have a condition that causes loss of feeling in my clitoris during sex. FML
Curt
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML
man-period?
Portland, United States
Today, I woke up to large spot of blood in my underwear. This wouldn't be too big a deal if I didn't have a penis. FML
BYUwildchild
United States
Today, I realized that the fish-shaped birth mark on the back of my leg, that I have had all my life, is not really shaped like a fish as I had originally thought. It looks just like a penis. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was diagnosed with a condition that makes me lactate. I'm a 6' tattooed guy with a boxing competition coming up soon. I'm never going to hear the end of this. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
What's up, doc?
Today, I went to the doctor because of the redness and swelling of my penis, hoping that it was just a minor rash or allergic reaction. Nope! According to the doctor, who could barely stop herself from laughing, it's good old-fashioned friction burns. FML
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poisenoreo46 0
groovy baby
BetaGirl 0
what no pic?
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Comments (107)
badasstjstyle 0
thats what you get when you screw the warriorrr
_atomic 0
I wish I could have sex with someone with a tie dye penis!
Kara_araK 24
Me too
shinystuff 0
LOL, if I was a chick I would dig that.
Sakurarouge 0
My favorite penis was Calico. Don't worry, I bet it's adorable!
paleknight47 0
A chick would dig that but... Am I the only one that notices he has AIDS?? Auto Immune Disease Syndrome
jahwn 12
Actually it's Aquired Immune Difficency Syndrome
SarahsWickedGame 0
thats kinda hot i wanna see it
toaster468 0
I have an electrical penis.... I can use it as a calculator. it's better than a dumb tie dye penis.
Shyman4ever 0
Haha noob
bigraws23 0
(FYL FYL FYL FYL)x1000000000000000000000
TheOtherNewest1 6
#7 ROFL.
inface2b 0
a plaid penis would be twice as cool
TokioPunk483 0
It seriously would xD