Damm
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I have an autoimmune disease which causes my penis to look like a tie-dye t shirt. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Arlington, United States
Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
dawg3360
Canada
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
maturity
Sydney, Australia
Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on my arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, and I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on my forearm. FML
numbcrumb
🌶️ Spicy
What a feeling!
Today, I discovered I have a condition that causes loss of feeling in my clitoris during sex. FML
Curt
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML
man-period?
Portland, United States
Today, I woke up to large spot of blood in my underwear. This wouldn't be too big a deal if I didn't have a penis. FML
BYUwildchild
United States
Today, I realized that the fish-shaped birth mark on the back of my leg, that I have had all my life, is not really shaped like a fish as I had originally thought. It looks just like a penis. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was diagnosed with a condition that makes me lactate. I'm a 6' tattooed guy with a boxing competition coming up soon. I'm never going to hear the end of this. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
What's up, doc?
Today, I went to the doctor because of the redness and swelling of my penis, hoping that it was just a minor rash or allergic reaction. Nope! According to the doctor, who could barely stop herself from laughing, it's good old-fashioned friction burns. FML
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poisenoreo46 0
groovy baby
BetaGirl 0
what no pic?
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poisenoreo46 0
groovy baby
7myname7 0
u would have been popular in the 60's ;)
wintamint101 7
that is so freakin cool
bobnorris 0
dude... that's a blessing, do you know how easy you'll get latex?
z620 0
find a hippie chick
Specterk50 0
groovy sex too...look at all the colors...ooh
ifinsane 6
That'll be so awesome when your high.
greenman_fml 0
if you're gay you should donate your dick to a museum
BetaGirl 0
what no pic?
rikhi_chauhdry 1
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#8 dats good. but dude SERIOUSLY? thats definitely not possible
nitram0606 0
idiot
Matt_Lord_Of_The 3
anything is possible if you just believe
bboy6694 4
^^You obviously never tried stapling water to a tree
gunnerysgt 15
Lol
WiseGirl98 5
put water into a plastic baggy, then staple the bag, duh! I thought everyone knew that. or splash water onto the tree then staple the tree, it'll have some water underneath the staple, so technically it's stabled...
juicebahx 0
Only today?
jkjkjuju1 0
haha, I hate how poorly written all of these fmls are. it's so annoying.
tbeaun 0
Might as well make the best of it & go **** a hippy chick.
redracer57 0
RAINBOW PENIS!!! =D
little_one 20
Thats awesome i'd pay money to see it!
91Caleb 0
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thats sick thats not fml
paddyl888 0
Why do so many people think that this guy deserved this:S