Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Clean up
Today, I realized that my lack of body hygiene reached a new high when I discovered a pimple growing on my penis, which I now know is genital acne. It hurts to sit down or touch my penis in any way. The worst part is that I am only thirteen. FML
Spotted
Today, the pimples on my face are finally clearing up. They seem to have migrated to my ass. FML
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Today, my friends learned that if you play "connect the dots" with the pimples on my back the resulting picture is a large penis. FML
Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML
Picture this
Today, I've got so many pimples in my face, I could actually fill a bucket with my own pus. I'm 25. FML
Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML
Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
Today, I looked at my face to see if my new age-defying lotion was working. My skin does look younger, it's covered in pimples like a teenager's. FML
Today, I finally saw a dermatologist due to my unusually severe acne. Now I know I actually have a rare disorder that makes me allergic to my own acne. FML
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Lunchy306 8
get to a doctor and get checked. that's probably not acne bro.
mineller 24
Syphilis
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Lunchy306 8
get to a doctor and get checked. that's probably not acne bro.
JustSomeBroad 24
Agreed. Can't say I've ever heard of genital acne.
daycrae 8
Severe acne can spread to any part of the body
grajax 24
Unfortunately that's actually possible if it's severe enough. By the sound of it, OP may have severe acne so this could happen.
kelzo33 7
It can happen anywhere on your skin
Epickitty58 29
You can get acne anywhere and it's still acne. My mom told me that she once got a pimple on her vulva (the skin around the ******) and her gynecologist told her it was still a pimple. Skin is skin no matter where it is.
Aniki_Sohma 20
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That's a felony grade case of acne there dear. Rhymes with unsafe sex.
joshmchenry23 8
you say unfortunately #18. I say lucky it's only ance.
mfmylifesrsly 30
I've gotten pimples on my vulva before. It's the worst. However I would recommend OP get it checked out.
Usmaan 10
Such a pretty womb then ?
lexos 16
It's possible I had it to when I was a teenager
iAmPaul 49
47 - How pretentious are you to think that people don't know what a vulva is? Like Jesus Christ woman it's basic knowledge.
laden_swallow09 35
To you, 88. Not everyone is so fortunate to do research past what bullshit they teach in public school Sex Ed.
iAmPaul 49
92 - No research is needed to know what a basic human body part is. It's ignorant to suppose otherwise.
SmDestroyer 8
#88/ #100 Do you know what an operculum is? The zygomatic arch? An ishial tuberosity? Canaliculi? All of these off the top of your head? No? Then shut up, not everyone remembers that one time they had a sex ed class and they were talking about parts they didn't even have.
lexos 16
88 not everyones native language is English you know some people might not know what it is
iBiteUrFaceXO 13
Actually, it is possible to get pimples on your genitals. Those suckers pop up anywhere. I've had a couple before, and they were not pleasant.
iAmPaul 49
101 & 103 - First off, yes I do know what those are, off the top. How arrogant of you to assume I don't. Secondly, a vulva is common knowledge, as much as a penis is. Lastly, if she hadn't explained what a vulva is and someone reading her comment didn't know what it was, this is the Internet, so they can easily look it up.
doraquiexplore 13
114, that stick is really far up your ass isn't it. Why do you care again?
iAmPaul 49
116 - I could literally say the same thing to you. You're completely irrelevant and your 2 cents only serve to illustrate your innate idiocy.
Kidd_Ant 18
#118 is that one annoying ass "smart" kid at the front of the class.
iAmPaul 49
121 - Gratuitous ad hominem attack serving absolutely no purpose.
ollygollymolly 6
I actually do get genital acne, it's a thing. Not so bad now that I know about it and can prevent it 95% of the time :)
SmDestroyer 8
I call BS Paul. I seriously doubt you know all those unless you just looked them up. (I suppose there is the very, very, very slim chance you have some knowledge in anatomy) Also, as for the ad hominem attack, you started it first saying someone is an idiot because they don't know what a vulva is. To then point it out when someone else says an ad hominem attack really makes you look hypocritical.
iAmPaul 49
137 - That's entirely false. You're incredibly pretentious and arrogant if you think it's SO highly unlikely that I would know those terms (which I do). About the ad hominem, no I did not start anything, nor did I call anyone an idiot for not knowing what a vulva is. I said it's pretentious to suppose that a hypothetical layman would not know what a vulva is. Next, 116 butted in with the remark that I must have a stick really far up my ass; so I retaliated by saying her irrelevant and unproductive drivel (which just so happens to also be an ad hominem) demonstrated her innate idiocy. Also, 121 graced us with another gratuitous ad hominem attack towards me, so I called him out on it. Regardless, even if I HAD started the ad hominems (which - let me reiterate - I did NOT, therefore not making me hypocritical), that is in no way a justification for someone to gratuitously insult me.
enxhi96 21
Stfu 142
iAmPaul 49
149 - Nah, I'll leave you to do that yourself. You're just another irrelevant commenter ignoring previously made statements in favour of idiocy. You can go away now.
Mettaton_EX 13
#150: *acts like he's better than everyone else* #150: *gets all his comments downvoted and buried*
iAmPaul 49
153 - Fallaciously implying votes mean anything other than a flagrant manifestation of a hive-mind pack mentality. You can go away too.
JadeOmega 23
When I was like 13 I got a pimple (large) on my vaginal skin. Shit happens. (it was a pain)
warrenhoward42 20
That's something a little more serious...
mineller 24
Syphilis
lexos 16
Not necessarily I had it to when I was a teenager
Foxxistar19 12
you made your comment look as if you had syphilis too ....
NomeDMF 17
Not necessarily.
mineller 24
Or maybe that's just common knowledge, #84?
CheshireHalli 19
@89: I think they're talking to the person who said they had it too, not you.
SmDestroyer 8
#99 look who the author is both times.... Its the same person
IchigoDeathGod 14
You're right
mineller 24
You're right #99 (y)
arano 29
Do you shave down there? Could be an ingrown hair. Still, go see a doctor. For your and the next girl you sleep with sakes.
redscarf_fml 8
Shave ON his penis? I doubt it..
arano 29
Yes, ON his penis. There's hair there.
0to100rq 6
Even if there is no hair there, I still shave on my penis. It helps cut away the sins of past misdeeds.
Dick_diamond 22
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Still better than back-ne, though...
PePziNL 20
Yeaaaaaahno.
anthonydpalm 18
Looks like your acne is gonna be the only thing getting on your dick for a while...
igg125 30
Not if he turns the lights off
kenyrabit 25
Ribbed, for her pleasure... ...?
Miss_Whipped 43
#12 I want to laugh even though that comment is a bit nauseating.
sophiilou 19
Literally thought the same thing hahaha
onlychildFTW 34
"Oh you came already" "that's not cum baby". Haha.
TonierShadow 19
And that's a mental image that I will not forget
Foxxistar19 12
#77 that is so .. wrong xD
kowsee 22
I have a feeling that's not pimples.
WarriorButterfly 3
.......... Are you sure those are pimples??
exoticwaved_1 2
Hopefully that's acne and not VD. Go to the doc bro!
Vulpeex 15
You may want to go get that checked out.