Smokey9
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
testacular
Plymouth, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Bad ********
Today, due to a combination of boredom and a faulty hair dryer, I now have singed pubes and burned balls. FML
Anonymous
Waxing pubical
Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML
curlyisnogood
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Eddie
Sharing is caring
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Anonymous
Close but no cigar
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
cookscatastrophy
United States
Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML
kaycie_lynn
United States
Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML
Sammylad
United Kingdom
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML
Top comments
herotime 7
dumb ass
JiggaJayZ 16
Shouldn't ********** so fast. Hair+friction=explosions.
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herotime 7
dumb ass
chuckychan 8
Fire crotch lol
JiggaJayZ 16
Shouldn't ********** so fast. Hair+friction=explosions.
chuckychan 8
only YOU cant prevent forest fires
adropofpeace 8
Still? Why does that make it seem like this has happened before... what's going on in YOUR pants?
PutItIn 8
That's what happens when you're too cheap to Italian wax.
trevishere 7
You, made my bad day better. Thanks. =3
ambowew 7
Lighter uses Flame Wheel. It's super effective.
Trololololololo_fml 7
Words cannot describe my feelings...
TipsfromSips 3
STILL flammable lol
saaaalt 4
Everyone stop by and get your non flammable pube hair $9.99 per inch for a limited amount of time! A deal you can't turn down!
FarSide 23
Good thing it only last for about an inch
Raidernich 0
Next time, don't ask your gf to smoke your pole
purplepizza21 0
I had a hard time clicking this....
iLOLatURpain69 7
Is he nuts? No, he's insane.
imosim 0
eminem reference ftw
issoz 10
Dude!!? You serious?! Thank you. Damn it's absolutely amazing how strangers give you the most easiest ways of getting rid of that bush, I got tired of trimming it!!
Derpino 0
Op must be a scientist. Just because it happened once, does not mean it will always happen right?
iLOLatURpain69 7
122 - ;)
Alysin 14
how did this get past moderation?
hellbilly205 17
Today, l had a hard time clicking on this fml. FML
kroekdog 7
haha nice one
kroekdog 7
haha nice one
socalduude879 1
On some type of smart phone too? :
theaws0m3guy 4
Hookers lighting your pubes on fire when you don't pay them....it's, uh, actually...happened to me before...giggity.
dolphincheddar 10
I hate trying to click these goddamn small fmls..
T0sta 8
nice
Exeedingmango 0
Just because your hair has the word pubic in front of it, Doesnt mean its not Flammable.
Sunny_Eclipse 6
43- Hell yeah Pokémon reference.
sheisdagirl 0
hahahaha so tru so what were u doing for that to happen masterbathing with a lighter and didn't realize it was near ur area...? or were u ******* it? cauz that would leave a nasty burn?
tyty22796 0
haha thts prob what happened
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Masterbathing? Is that what happens in a master bathroom? What happens in the master bedroom, then?
oreobunbun 3
**** YOU, that's what happens.
DarkMoon159 5
that's what happens when smokey the bear isn't paying attention
whatever222 3
so that's how he found out!
wiccankitteh 3
same :
wiccankitteh 3
same :
nikki898 0
maybe tomorrow it won't be flammable... why don't you try again
Jay_Kay_336_fml 0
I love your photo :)
HondaKidd 5
they should have a rule that FML's should be atleast 3 rows long or something. I almost gave up...
da_cookie_monsta 1
What the ****. That's all I've got. Anyone else?
cblt2007 0
obviously not enough lubrication. so his hand is causing tooo much friction, and yes it's happened before....
TheRealHouse 7
Mine are always on fire.. Kinda like ghost rider..
sollz 0
allow me... WTF?
JPdance 5
*still* as if there was a chance it would change lmao
kjklopu 1
69 dislikes lol
ThePieGuy0817 29
No, 18, that equation is incorrect. Even without the hair, you'd still get an explosion anyway. Just a different kind, that's all...
smgboo 0
umm... why'd you try it?
CryMoreFMLs 15
This might be the second time he's done it..... The FML says "STILL Flammable"..... In which case, YDI OP because unless you have pubic hair made of onyx it is going to catch on fire....
TheresNoEffingwa 7
Was it just me or did it take a lot of effort to click on this FML via iPhone?
noel_ani 0
it did haha! :)
LaughterofCorn 4
Match + Pubes = This FML
NastyNinja31 0
cocaine is a hell of a drug
flamegrilled123 3
is op ginger?
TaylorTotsYumm 10
117, that would've been so much funnier if your profile photo had been of Rick James.
benniful 0
BITCH
KaptainKronicX 5
You wanna know what was a bitch? Getting to the coments on my iPhone -_-
Kennzz 0
hell yeah.! I had to wait till other fmls were above it.
NikkiFlysKites 8
You can go to the comments of the FML above (or below) and there are arrows at the top that take you to the next/previous one.
DrJesse 10
its a good way to kill crabs.
Kennzz 0
ha.! good to know. lol
alteregome 9
he must have balls like geodude to try it the second time
LemonSquish 4
Well, I suppose there's a fetish for anything.
Ryanmatuszak 5
apparently you need to buy a razor to shave your pubes.
z620 0
Firecrotch!
sockmunky 3
OP's name goes with this FML.
BaconDave 12
OP's name goes with every FML, everyone notices. Stop being an attention *****.
Elphieba 4
Not true sometimes its random, so calm your ****.
amazinglyHappy 6
let's be honest, it normally matches the FML or something or true intelligence like 'HEhsjsuskbs'
amazinglyHappy 6
*of, damn autocorrect
sourgirl101 29
The OP can choose what name they want to leave when writing their FML. It could be their stage name or..... one they made up to go better with the story.(:
eagles15 3
this FML gives a whole new meaning to the term fire crotch...
PandaPaws 0
?
mcgugs 0
Yup..only you can prevent forest fires. :P
slynoble32 11
wow dude way to go i bet u cant get a gf at all asshole u should be mean to and female its not the thing to do thats how u die old and horny
slynoble32 11
any female* haha i fail when i spell
sockmunky 3
wow 88 i didnt know me saying a simple thing made me an attention *****...thanks for clearing that up for me & your profile says you dont want to argue...so why insult someone? ******* dumbass
transilvanianson 3
I see what you did there xD
SunriseSurprize 2
The more you know!
nevergo 10
THE GRADUAL REPORT!!!!
koe4 0
the more you forgrt
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
The less you don't know.
slightlypyro1996 4
I find this hard to ********** to.
ThatFml 5
The more you Kohl's!
Thecarpaltunnelo 0
Nice to know.
howslife123 0
OMG EVER HEARD THE NAME FIRECROTCH?? op is totally a ginger!!! I get it now !
howslife123 0
OMG EVER HEARD THE NAME FIRECROTCH?? op is totally a ginger!!! I get it now !
starsfan_9 7
110 - very nicely done. Very nicely done indeed. (clap clap clap)
Madiluvsyuh98 2
and uhh...what were yu doing?
FMLaddict20 5
maybe it was an accident... tho probly not...
HolyHandGrenade 4
When was it not flammable?
40ozRockstar 2
I was wondering the same thing, must of missed the memo.
rattusrattus 19
When you cover it in asbestos. Personally, I'd take flammable pubes over Asbestos Crotch (try saying that with a mouthful of vodka and potatoes) any day.
BbqKirbyAnn 0
it's not flammable now that it's gone...
xxJessiesGirlxx 6
stfu
gofferurself 10
why do you know this?
Biebz4Lyf10 0
because op tried it, dumbass
Ugi 27
Waxing is a lot safer, you know.
Yodaevil 4
in his case, castration is THE safest...
xleanne_aLly 23
someone didn't eat there smarties.
bellakaykid 6
.... And someone else didn't either, seeing you didn't use correct grammar.
ambowew 7
Coming from someone who can't spell their?
xleanne_aLly 23
@23 f*ck off, do really really think I'd give a sh*t? (if this posts twice blame by internet.)
ambowew 7
#23, **** off, do you really think I'd give a shit? (If this posts twice, blame my Internet.) Just sayin'
xleanne_aLly 23
lol fine: Man, everyone else can say f*ck. Every time I do I get moderated. :$
Nyolia 11
Ironic statement is ironic.