Today, I had a garage sale, and had amongst my clothing a few sets of underwear. A old man came up and asked to buy all of them. I'm so poor, I couldn't say no to the pervert. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Today, I was having a nice conversation with my fiancé when he said out of nowhere, "I sold some of your panties". I thought he was joking so I said I hoped they weren't any of my favorites. He wasn't joking, though, and now some stranger from Craigslist owns my panties. FML
Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML
Today, after my ex broke up with me, I threw out all the clothes he’d bought me before, which was basically my entire wardrobe. Anyway, this creepy guy who lives a few blocks away seems to be wearing my old clothes and waves my bras and panties at me. It’s gross and creepy. FML
Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML
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Top comments
xyadove 8
Why would you say no? Everyone has their fetishes, let him be.
urdirtyolduncle 15
Who the hell sells used underwear ?
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Comments (144)
DrHothead 15
That's Herbert right there!
gsallor76 3
you don't sell used underwater, unless you want some pervert sniffing it.
GentlemanBastard 15
I can picture him at home *deep sniffing° "mmmm smells like broke ******"
Vivi99 12
This reminded me of the machines in Japan that sell used high school girls underwear.
paperplanes_xoxo 13
I mean, I guess if someone'll buy them. But seriously c'mon. Underwear?
Vivi99 12
At least she got money that's all that matters.
sem2183 13
Selling used underwear??? Ewwww. That's just gross.
Britt125 16
You're the one that was selling them, it's a chance you take. And I mean the chances of them being bought by some perv had to be pretty dang high, I mean not too many people would buy used underwear just to wear, it's gross and you can find new underwear really cheap so nobody really needs to buy it used... It's basically got to be bought by a perv or just not sell at all.
grashopper8 7
YDI for trying to sell underwear. When you're done with it, it's trash. You don't sell it, you don't donate it. Nasty
blueknight1st 26
You were the one who put your underwear up for sale so why does it matter who buys them?