Today, I met my boyfriend's grandma for the first time. Trying to make a good impression, I offered to wash the dishes. I accidentally broke the faucet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my fiancé's house to have dinner with his family for the first time. Trying to be polite at the end of the meal I went to take the plates in to the kitchen. I overestimated how heavy the half-finished soup pot was, and threw soup all over myself and future mother-in-law. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I had bad stomach cramps so I asked if I could use the bathroom. After half an hour, I flushed the toilet, it backs up and floods the bathroom. To make things worse, when I opened the door, I slipped on the wet tiles. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
Today, I was meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time. When I went to shake her dad's hand, I broke his watch. FML
Today, I had my boyfriend come over for dinner for the first time. It was all going well until my dad started explaining to my boyfriend how to use toilet paper. He even demonstrated it. FML
Today, I went over to my girlfriend's parents house for dinner. This was the first time I was meeting them, so I bought a $70 bottle of red wine to try and impress them. I tried to be smooth while popping the cork. I did, but the bottle slipped and red wine poured onto their white carpet. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML
Today, I washed the dishes for my mom while she was out, as they seemed to be piling up. I accidentally sliced my hand with a knife in the process. After a trip to the hospital, it was revealed she'd been leaving those dishes there "to teach dad a lesson." FML
Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML
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Top comments
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Water you thinking? Just faucet, that was an epic fail on your part.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
OP is going to look like a broken faucet?
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Comments (78)
hugozac88 22
Oh wow, it could have been worse :)
rahulcool7 14
Hahaha that sucks at least you know what you might look like in the future...
rahulcool7 14
Haha wow I just realized I clicked on the wrong comment xD
Hiimhaileypotter 53
OP is going to look like a broken faucet?
annie_nk 23
I assume you meant the "hot mom" FML just below this one?
TwitchingNebula 17
When you phrase it "trying to make a good impression," it sounds as if it's something you normally wouldn't do. You deserve it for being fake.
UsernameHere234 13
Its alright OP, I'm sure she knows you were trying to help and not purposefully breaking her stuff.
toenibbler 14
If she's anything like my grandma she won't.
onlychildFTW 34
How do you even break a faucet? Ive never seen someone break one before, other then movies.
Meettitan 14
"Oh this is a nice faucet you have!!! How do you wor- *PSSSSHHHHHHH* No! It's alri- *PSSSHHHHHHHH*" *jumps out window*
TaysDarkLust 11
Ssssssshit *explodes like a creeper*
Prolux_fml 23
#33- Yes, there are some gifted people out there... After the fact I would have taken OP aside and said "Now this is why we can't have nice things."
BunchieRules 31
35 - That's when the room floods and the water leaks through the floor, creating a large hole in the bathroom.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Water you thinking? Just faucet, that was an epic fail on your part.
GothicAngel95 16
Lol how punny of you
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I would probably break down in laughter. Unless she got angry. Then I'd cry. xP
borkchop1992 15
Dont you just hate it when you try to use the sink and your awesome strength breaks the sink.
rizzybear 4
I understand you were trying to help and be nice, but how did you manage to break it? Did you falcon punch it to turn it on it something?
raraisbang 12
OP obviously Hulk smashed it. Duh.
YoshiMike13 4
#14 - LMAO!
YoshiMike13 4
PERFECT example of how bad things happen to good people :( sorry OP, you were just trying to be nice and give a good impression. FYL you didnt deserve it.
pandabear125 0
FML is a pretty good example of that. atleast part of the time.
YoshiMike13 4
#17 that is very true! execpt for the stupid ones.
annie_nk 23
Aw that's so sad! Sometimes bad things happen you're trying to do good. Truly an FML.
YoshiMike13 4
#11 - True dat!
wild_n_out 8
There's a button for that
tony1891 22
did you get the dishes done tho?