Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML
Today, I put on the same jeans that I had left in a bundle in my bedroom the day before. A few hours later, my boxer shorts decided to make their spectacular reappearance trick at the bottom of my leg in the middle of one of my meetings. FML
Oh, by the way…
Today, I accidentally left the tag on the new pants that I wore to work. Nobody had brought it to my attention for the whole day until finally, before I was about to go home, every single employee and my boss let me know by yelling in unison and laughing as I left the building. FML
Today, I walked into work, and the first question my boss asks me is "Are those your pajamas?" I was wearing my favorite outfit. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Fashion accessory
Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML
Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML
Smooth criminal
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Ripper
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
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Superawesomestev 0
I would just cut out the underwear wearing to circumvent this from happening again.
savantrep 0
hahaha that's actually happened to me before
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cynicallysenecal 0
LMFAO!!! YDI.
Haydenob 0
#1, ydi for being fat
zenzen_fml 0
...H-how do you NOT notice that, even if you're in a hurry? At least it was only an employee who saw it (hopefully?).
IambecomeRAWR 0
they might have been loose trousers and light pants, it's not a very dipshittish thing to do.
Rico5037 0
haha dumbass
Mjwnenrjs 17
Panties on the ground, Panties on the ground, Looking like a fool with your panties on the ground
AndreaHatesYou1 0
What the ****? How did you even manage that you dumbass?
TheFamilyGuy 0
well guessing this is a woman, and guessing those aren't granny panties, then when she tore off her pants and panties the night before the underwear got caught in them and stuck with the pants, (I'm hoping these werent some crusty granny panties) but maybe it was a thong and they got caught when she took them off?
29dear 16
It's easy to slip off your undies with pants.
Superawesomestev 0
I would just cut out the underwear wearing to circumvent this from happening again.
cerebellum_fml 0
50 to 1 this is a chick. guys wear their draws after they take off their jeans. Who just rips off their jeans and underwear at the same time? I mean even during sex. . .
kukopia 0
NEWSFLASH!! This just in... Not EVERY guy is like cerebellum! And, just as socking, cerebellum has proven that HE himself is not aware of this fact!! Our science editor has heard 'educated rumors' that the universe does NOT revolve around cerebellum, but we're unable to get a credible source to say that on the record at this time.
Witchcraft_fml 5
Maybe to shower, why not rip them off at the same time? I certainly don't know anyone who'd wear their knickers in the tub. :/ Might as well walk around naked for as long as possible. :]
cerebellum_fml 0
kukopia calm that shit down. witchcraft. that sounds agreeable. yeah idk i just cant see a guy doing that, but whatever
cerebellum_fml 0
guy usually = bigger underwear.
Witchcraft_fml 5
What, can't see guys walking around naked? Well, maybe more guys should. Some girls like to be peeping Toms...or whatever the female version may be. :]
DameGreyWulf 1
Peeping... Tams? Like Tammy? Actually I see dudes walking around nude more often than chicks. Not literally, of course, but I find it more believable. As for taking them off at once, I see guys doing that too, just as often as women. It's convenient, boxers or briefs. If the jeans and underwear were taken off at the same time, I find it hard to believe the OP wouldn't notice them sitting there inside the jeans. For some reason, I thought the underwear actually was located inside the leg of the pants. Sounds impossible, but I've had it happen a couple times. Don't ask me how, I wear underwear to bed, then change in the morning, so I don't know how the hell it sometimes ends up in pant legs. However luckily I kind of notice right away because A) it fell out while I was holding the pants up, or B) I felt it brush against my leg when putting them on. In any scenario, I don't see how the OP could NOT have noticed.
Witchcraft_fml 5
Yeah, sometimes I'll find my underwear in the pants leg, but I always realise it's there. Otherwise, I have a serious lump I need to get checked out at the doctor. Peeping Tam, I think I knew her. She'd stalk the boys' bathrooms and locker rooms, hoping for a chance with Mr. High School Big Shot Athlete.
Caayouteepie 0
just say no. itll be okay.
savantrep 0
hahaha that's actually happened to me before
perdix 31
Umm, how can I put this? Errr. Did your undies show the evidence of the food you ate the day before yesterday?
Witchcraft_fml 5
I hope corn pellets didn't fall out of the underwear when they were picked up, and scatter across the floor. :/
perdix 31
WIN! I love it when I say something disgusting and someone replies with something that disgusts me. Well played, Witchcraft!
Witchcraft_fml 5
Thank you, Perdix! Your comment created a nauseating image and it definitely deserved something gross in return. A tamer comment would not have been worthy.
iFail_at_life 0
How do people not know how this could have happened? I mean, your underwear get stuck in your jeans. It's that simple. but LOL, this is pretty funny.