Today, I had a garage sale, and had amongst my clothing a few sets of underwear. A old man came up and asked to buy all of them. I'm so poor, I couldn't say no to the pervert. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Today, I was having a nice conversation with my fiancé when he said out of nowhere, "I sold some of your panties". I thought he was joking so I said I hoped they weren't any of my favorites. He wasn't joking, though, and now some stranger from Craigslist owns my panties. FML
Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML
Today, after my ex broke up with me, I threw out all the clothes he’d bought me before, which was basically my entire wardrobe. Anyway, this creepy guy who lives a few blocks away seems to be wearing my old clothes and waves my bras and panties at me. It’s gross and creepy. FML
Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML
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Top comments
xyadove 8
Why would you say no? Everyone has their fetishes, let him be.
urdirtyolduncle 15
Who the hell sells used underwear ?
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Comments (144)
superspooky 13
why would you sell your used underwear? you're calling the old guy a perv for buying them, but what about YOU for selling them?
Dcm210 19
YDI for selling used underwear.
helloneal 5
You should have jacked up the price. I bet he would have paid enough for you to buy an all new wardrobe for the underwear you were currently wearing.
captainsmegma 12
Dear if your that broke you should have tripled the price and told him you'd wear each pair for an hour. Seasoned panties sell for a premium.
djminichip 4
Messed up...
Drapoon103100 12
Man that really sucks for you OP. Look on the bright side though, you probably made his year by doing that. People like what they like.
Jboo333 3
def not true that NO ONE sells used underwear. when I lived in new mexico youd ALWAYS see used underwear and poeple would ALWAYS buy them. And no not people with fetishes, hispanics love yard sales and theyll buy anything (no not all of them just saying most in NM) and some of them buy it to take it to their family in mexico. It happens more than you think.... Just because shes sells used underwear is no use for name calling to her if someone wants to buy them from her then WHO CARES.
Kougeru 12
Not a good arguments. Hispanics being disgusting is already a stereotype. Selling used underwear is disgusting and anyone that isnt a perv wouldnt buy them. No matter how much you "Clean" them, there's always gonna be some bacteria left over. It's not safe.
worldclassrager 41
Doesn't matter you'll probably never see him again...don't worry about it
Scarylizard1798 23
Maybe he has a granddaughter who needs underwear...or maybe something else
hannah_cheers 30
Who the **** sells used underwear?