Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
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Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML
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Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, my 12-year-old son came home after a week with his father. He was still wearing the same socks and underwear I sent him out with. FML
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Top comments
jbuckets_404 39
Tell 'im not to sell for under $20....
Petra Grote 20
Clean or not clean. That is the question....
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Comments (8)
jbuckets_404 39
Tell 'im not to sell for under $20....
Petra Grote 20
Clean or not clean. That is the question....
mcsmee 8
Demand that he cut you in on the action.
RichardPencil 32
I guess it depends on what you pay for underwear. If the purchase price of underwear plus your time to make them nice and smelly is around $8, he's earning a nice 25% margin.
Mungolikecandy 19
How old is your son? On the bright side he is starting a business.
thisisbutaname 38
He gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers
1gullible_bugger 34
Business savvy fellow.. 😂
alycion 39
A young entrepreneur. You should be proud.