Today, after my ex broke up with me, I threw out all the clothes he’d bought me before, which was basically my entire wardrobe. Anyway, this creepy guy who lives a few blocks away seems to be wearing my old clothes and waves my bras and panties at me. It’s gross and creepy. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I got the silent treatment from my boyfriend because my high waisted sweatpants accidentally slipped a little when I bent down, just as my creepy neighbor happened to walk by and my thong was exposed a little. The only thing he said to me all day was right before bed when he said, “Throw out that fucking underwear.” FML
Today, I got a call from the police that my house had been burglarized, but an off-duty cop caught the criminal. I pull up to see my detained, psycho ex-boyfriend sheepishly grinning at me. He had three of my lace panties and two of my bras, claiming it was "all for memories' sake". FML
Today, I went through the stuff that I'd left at my ex’s place and started unpacking it. I found a pair of another girl's panties. We broke up a little over a week ago. FML
Today, while sorting through my clothes, I found one of my ex's old sweaters. After a lot of thought and difficulty, I threw it out. I felt empowered, until my father later rifled through my trash and claimed the sweater for himself. FML
Today, my ex said he was coming by to get some of his stuff, and that if I wanted to talk, I should be on my knees in my best lingerie. I was furious and wrote a text telling him how awful and misogynistic he was… then deleted it, put on my best lingerie, and am now waiting by the door on my knees for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend blocked me from every form of contact. He told my friend that we broke up, but never told me. I still have his clothes in my house. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over for dinner for the first time. The place was full of his ex's stuff, books on the shelves, makeup in the bathroom, clothes in the closet and even shoes on the floor. Not to mention creepy plush toys staring at me. She left him 8 years ago. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend for cheating on me. I refused his calls, so he texted, not to apologize, but to say I'd "left some clothes in his suitcase"; i.e., he stole some of my clothes. When he didn't get the response from me that he was hoping for, he texted, "I'm wearing your shorts." FML
Today, I moved cities to live with the man whose baby I gave birth to two weeks ago. I found a bra that doesn’t belong to me in the dirty laundry hamper. FML
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BeefyQueefy 14
YDI for not donating
Shzusuziq 16
I would have kept them, especially if they were almost your whole wardrobe!
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Comments (11)
Boyufd 25
why would you through those clothes out if they are in good condition?
Shzusuziq 16
I would have kept them, especially if they were almost your whole wardrobe!
BeefyQueefy 14
YDI for not donating
RichardPencil 32
You should go out with him -- he seems to like you! He also has clothes to give you that fit. Win-win! For future reference, when getting rid of things after a bad break-up, burning gives you finality and a show!
Aaron O'Neill 5
LMFAOOO get protection. this shit tends to escalate.
bloopaloop 27
If you’re walking around with no clothes you’ll easily find another boyfriend.
ojoRojo 27
Is it creepy though?
lifeis4me 20
I understand throwing out random, useless stuff (like flowers), but why clothes? Especially if it’s most of your wardrobe? You would’ve been better off selling the stuff so you could buy other ones
tounces7 28
So you didn't have any clothes at all before he met you?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
My question is, the majority of your wardrobe consisted of clothes someone else bought for you? Maybe buy your own clothes from now on... you're a grown adult, right? And I'm sorry, but even if you broke up, throwing them out isn't the most responsible thing to do. At least donate them to someone in need - who may or may not be creepy.