Today, the man who hit on me in a store and asked for my number showed up on my doorstep to inquire about my couch for sale. With his wife. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I politely told him I wasn't interested. He followed me home and took a shit on my doorstep. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, a guy was hitting on me when I was at a café. I told him I was married, but it didn't deter him, so I told him to go away. Later, my husband came home from work with his boss for dinner and sure enough, it was the same guy who was hitting on me. Suffice to say, it was one awkward dinner night. FML
Today, a guy I went out with twice, and slept with once, came knocking on my door, hysterically crying. Apparently his wife found out about “us” and kicked him out. He’s now asking where he can put his stuff, since he’s now homeless. I had no idea he was married, and she’s now looking to fight me. FML
Today, I saw a shady looking person on the street. As I walked past him, he said, "Hey, come here." Thinking he needed something, I went over. He handed me several pictures of my wife, in public and at home. I've never seen this man before in my life. FML
Today, after a year and half of being single, I was asked out on a date. I was asked by a married man. FML
Today, I was at work, and some people came in looking for a particular couch. After looking for over an hour on the wholesalers website my boss walks over, makes me take my lunch break and then calls over the couple and takes all the credit for the sale. We work on commission. FML
Today, I received a phone call from the number of a "single" guy I met online. It was his wife, who is three months pregnant. She threatened to kick my ass. FML
Today, I found out that the sleazy guy I met with a few days ago decided to move into my home town to "be closer" to me. I've already told him I'm not interested in him, but he still continues to ask me out. FML
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Top comments
iloveanimeshow 6
ask if his wife would like your number too
AnnaDeWitt 27
At least it wasn't to inquire about the used underwear you're selling.
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Comments (40)
iloveanimeshow 6
ask if his wife would like your number too
evilscorpi 29
he wanted a side chick.
maylie25 18
And before she answers say, "Just get it from your husband. I'm sure he still has it."
Brandi_Faith 34
I don't know that I would be able to do it in this situation as I may be too stunned in the moment, but I definitely hope I would say something to the wife just to let her know that she's married to man that is most-likely, or going to be, cheating on her. I feel that women should know when their spouses are cheaters and I always feel awful when they don't.
Just_A_Tree 20
He didn't want a couch, he wanted a **** situation.
trendkilla254 4
cause only men cheat? #37
incoherentrmblr 22
^ I can only imagine how a hermaphrodite feels in that situation...
cartedor 18
truly strange, its like an episode of Friends, where Ross's dinosaur conference....where that guy invited him to his cabin and his wife showed up....bizarre
slyde32 12
at least now you know not to worry about him if he tries to call you in the future
AnnaDeWitt 27
At least it wasn't to inquire about the used underwear you're selling.
PenguinBitch 44
Hitting on you, number, wife, couch..yep, they want a threesome.
CaptainCore993 19
Maybe he got married after you two had your conversation?
meli1195 31
You're new around here aren't ya
warsun 27
Don't put the question mark there. Makes you look even more clueless
Lil_Red777 21
I doubt it
DanielleinDC 34
Yep, in the few hours or days between hitting on OP and showing up asking about a couch, this guy found the love of his life and got married Britney-style. Uh-huh. Right.
mohamed_H 21
I am sure you could tell if a person is hitting on you or is being friendly. Their is a clear difference.
ItsMissLia 19
I feel bad for his wife… FHL for being married to a two timing scum
bearkoda 11
It's ok, at work this guy calls me a bitch, and then a week later says "I'm not hitting on you, I have a girlfriend, but you're breathtaking. your red hair, hazel eyes and braces make you stunning." Because Braces are hot to middle aged men.
SpamPam 18
Wow what a sleezebag.
crazytwinsmom 25
Not necessarily. I've been accused of flirting with guys when I wasn't. People just assume. I had no interest and was just being nice. My mom and sister have had the same problem.