Today, I had a garage sale, and had amongst my clothing a few sets of underwear. A old man came up and asked to buy all of them. I'm so poor, I couldn't say no to the pervert. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Today, I was having a nice conversation with my fiancé when he said out of nowhere, "I sold some of your panties". I thought he was joking so I said I hoped they weren't any of my favorites. He wasn't joking, though, and now some stranger from Craigslist owns my panties. FML
Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML
Today, after my ex broke up with me, I threw out all the clothes he’d bought me before, which was basically my entire wardrobe. Anyway, this creepy guy who lives a few blocks away seems to be wearing my old clothes and waves my bras and panties at me. It’s gross and creepy. FML
Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML
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Top comments
xyadove 8
Why would you say no? Everyone has their fetishes, let him be.
urdirtyolduncle 15
Who the hell sells used underwear ?
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Comments (144)
nicoleclark83 3
Who sells used underwear?
ConstantlyAnna 8
Who the f*ck SELLS used underwear?!?! That's disgusting. And who the f*ck would want to buy it?!?!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I thought used underwear was only sold in Japan out of vending machines. Yes the guy might be a perv for wanting to buy your underwear, but why did you have it up for sale in the first place? Would anyone who wanted it be a perv? Clothes rarely sell at garage sales as it is. Underwear? You're lucky anyone wanted it.
xoterra 2
How do you know he wasn't buying them for his wife?
KayleeFrye 39
Why the hell are you selling used underwear? I can't figure out who is more disgusting, you or him! OK, definitely him, but you're still pretty gross.
aine500 16
Who else did you expect to buy your used underwear...?
Ilikepie82479 20
What if he was buying them for his wife?
LevelupKid 8
Maybe he was just a nice old man looking for women's underwear? Not everyone's a pervert.
KrazyKatz333 15
Why would you sell underwear? All my clothes are hand me downs but I'd never wear other people's underwear