Today, I had a garage sale, and had amongst my clothing a few sets of underwear. A old man came up and asked to buy all of them. I'm so poor, I couldn't say no to the pervert. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Today, I was having a nice conversation with my fiancé when he said out of nowhere, "I sold some of your panties". I thought he was joking so I said I hoped they weren't any of my favorites. He wasn't joking, though, and now some stranger from Craigslist owns my panties. FML
Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML
Today, after my ex broke up with me, I threw out all the clothes he’d bought me before, which was basically my entire wardrobe. Anyway, this creepy guy who lives a few blocks away seems to be wearing my old clothes and waves my bras and panties at me. It’s gross and creepy. FML
Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML
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Top comments
xyadove 8
Why would you say no? Everyone has their fetishes, let him be.
urdirtyolduncle 15
Who the hell sells used underwear ?
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Comments (144)
Sparx1_1 16
.... and he might be so poor that's all he can afford to buy for his wife or daughter. Don't judge.
slimblack 26
Maybe he was trying to buy them for his wife or daughter...
killerdana 19
That's possible but if my dad bought me used underwear from a yard sale I'd be grossed out. If he did it because we were poor and I had no underwear I'd go commando
MsKatieFace 11
But what about when your period hits?
killerdana 19
tampons
Jellysweetheart 23
Why would you sell underwear at a garage sale...?
granCanyon 12
How do you know he's not selling them online later? I've read that pervs are ready to pay a lot of money for used undies. He could buy them for almost nothing and then sell for hundreds if not thousands od dollars.
RedPillSucks 33
Thousands? Are people really that desperate AND ****** up? You can just go to Victoria Secrets and buy some, put dirt on them And still make money.... Or so I've heard...
slyde32 12
I've got friends who've had guys offer them around $150 for their used underwear, just a single pair of them. gotta say I'd be pretty tempted to sell them at that price, too
grtfuldeadlovr 27
What did you expect selling used underwear. No sane woman is going to buy that.
amkaye1017 3
Why would you even have that at a yard sale?
DaniX9 5
Do people usually sell underwear at garage sales?
gameover18 17
Sounds like a scene from an anime.
Marebare23 17
You sold used underwear at a garage sale?
brendejafulable 41
who would sell their underwear?