pantyripper
Essendon, Australia
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
brooke
United States
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Anonymous
Flemington, United States
Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML
cat cat
Today, I wore my first thong, which I bought weeks ago but was only just now brave enough to wear. As I was leaving, my little brother decided I really needed a wedgie. The thong garrotted my bum hole and I now have toilet paper up there because it won't stop bleeding. FML
I tried
Are you good?
Today, I tried to discreetly fix a wedgie while walking into a crowded store. Right as I yanked my waistband, the automatic doors opened and revealed a full line of people staring directly at me mid-adjustment. FML
Anonymous
Sanford, United States
Loose fit
Today, I got new thongs that were too big, but wore them anyway. It was fine until they got caught on a door handle when I held the door open with my back. The whole conference room saw the door basically give me a wedgie. FML
Kylie
United States
They don't make em as they used to
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
Matt988
India
Unexpected
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
pantydropper
United States
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Dan
John Tucker would've known what to do.
Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML
asdfghjkl
United States
Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML
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brandoneyez1 25
How hard did you pull?
billiejoeinabox 7
Both of these comments are a mess.
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brandoneyez1 25
How hard did you pull?
caohm 18
I can't turn left!
thefastnfuryass 14
Self-Wedgie level: Hulk tear!
imyy 20
Better question - why is she wearing old, nasty panties?! New underwear may be expensive, but there is no excuse to wear a pair that is falling apart! Wouldn't you rather buy a cheap, unsexy pair than wear old, nasty pairs?
misterspock 16
#57 some people are poor.
frizz101 22
She never said nasty, and they could be comfortable. Sometimes things rip or tear even when new, like a pair of jeans I bought ripped when I sat down and I haven't even washed them yet.
skyttlz 32
Some of my undies have a bit of a rip in them and I still wear them.
brandoneyez1 25
But you don't pull them hard enough to rip a chunk off.
euphoricness 28
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Omg if you were at a Miley Cyrus concert, you coulda threw at her! The perfect cover up. But too bad you weren't. :( Just be glad that moment is over lol
Lil_Red777 21
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Really? I might not like her too much but that's just rude and disgusting. Have some class. And get some grammar.
billiejoeinabox 7
Both of these comments are a mess.
Soloman212 28
2/3rds of these comments are a mess.
euphoricness 28
Obviously you haven't seen her chewing panties a fan threw on her at one of her tour shows, 21. And why do you have to criticize my grammar? Are you that in need of feeling superior toward others? Lmao
thrAsHeRr9081 16
#77.... You're an idiot. Please stop.
ileenefudge 29
That must've been some wedgie you got there. How did you manage that anyways?
Greenteamextreme 16
I sprained my hand picking a wedgie once.... Somehow these things are possible!
Echosnow 15
Sounds pretty rough!!
GhettoXmuffin 7
At least it didn't end up in your ass.
PotterHead_DH 26
It was in her ass. That's what you call a wedgie.
123amanda123 14
Seems like you were wedged into an awkward situation..
Tmas95 14
You could say he really ripped one this time. (Dramatically takes off glasses). YEEEEEEAAAAAAA!!!!!
BlueFlatts 20
I spy a name and a gender. Neither of which indicates that OP is a guy.
Ashamed_Sister 60
I think #7 tries to say OP should blame a guy and maybe rough sex for the ripped underwear. But why this CSI reference?
Honema 16
well the name could be seen as a male thing... not sure why but anyways
kurodansei 16
Perfect excuse to go shopping! Though you probably should have done that quite some time ago.
emirie 21
Instant thong. Usually you have to pay more for thongs, you should be happy!
Soloman212 28
Really?? They're less material...
ocramavaf 15
#53 female clothing logic at work there
fortune789 17
It's like how women's shorts are more expensive than pants.
emirie 21
Or torn pants are more expensive than pants that are undamaged.
MortenM 17
That's pretty clear tho #71. You need to pay for regular pants production while there's the added cost of having someone tearing them up afterwards. Pretty straight forward
eyepuppy 31
Naturally torn jeans are better than pre-torn jeans any day.
emirie 21
72-I made the point because it's ironic.
MortenM 17
Yea. I'm pretty clear on that #79. It wasn't exactly the thickest irony on the web
emirie 21
Huh. If you knew I was making the point because it's ironic, why explain it to me? See why I thought you didn't get it?
eksyneet 23
don't wear old underwear. new ones, even very cheap, feel way better than something that you've been wearing for ages.