Today, I was having a nice conversation with my fiancé when he said out of nowhere, "I sold some of your panties". I thought he was joking so I said I hoped they weren't any of my favorites. He wasn't joking, though, and now some stranger from Craigslist owns my panties. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, I got a call from the police that my house had been burglarized, but an off-duty cop caught the criminal. I pull up to see my detained, psycho ex-boyfriend sheepishly grinning at me. He had three of my lace panties and two of my bras, claiming it was "all for memories' sake". FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I was at my friend's place with a bunch of people. I saw a pair of panties in his laundry basket, so of course I yelled, "DUDE! YOU GOT LAID!" Turns out he didn't get laid, he was 'experimenting'. He was so mortified, he burst out crying and threw us all out. FML
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Top comments
joeyl2008 29
Thank you. I have been really enjoying your panties.
quicksuper 14
Sorry OP, that sucks. Why would anyone sell panties, especially to someone random on Craigslist!
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Comments (82)
aamir251 18
Keep calm and plot revenge. ;)
raffcity 7
Well how much money did you make?
Aimeejasmine 15
By revenge I hope you mean don't marry the creep
Senorangelo 10
Nobody would buy men underwear.
quicksuper 14
Sorry OP, that sucks. Why would anyone sell panties, especially to someone random on Craigslist!
Duckzy 16
Sniff sniff...
stargirl_95 24
Apparently they can sell for quite a lot. I read an article about a woman who could fetch up to a couple of hundred dollars for hers
imapartypooper 15
#22, Wow, I've never heard of that before. That's really really creepy.
Kittyphysics 21
they have vending machines in Japan. theres a market for everything if you look hard enough. hope your fiance bought you something nice (along with replacements) with the money
joeyl2008 29
Thank you. I have been really enjoying your panties.
americanafrican 32
were they your favorites?
Autism_Mummy 16
Ewwww !
PyroSam 21
The things people buy on craigslist these days...
ChawanKiti 15
Were they washed first? Or does some pervert have your used panties.
sarah5745 41
I'm guessing the latter, you know what they're like *shudder*
kingcaper817 14
Yeah u might want to dump him. That's strange
ohSNAPyall 27
Violation of trust, not strange.
kirasant 19
Yeah, but it's a strange way to violate the trust. And yes, OP should leave him and consider herself lucky she hasn't married this guy already. Now she doesn't have to pay for a divorce, though she can call the cops for theft.
jflyer76 17
Jesus Christ calm down. Why is that so bad?
Econforthwin 15
Am I the only one who is curious as to how much money was made?
enddmd 27
Nope
RedPillSucks 33
you have some panties to sell?
dannnngthatsux 19
Probably depends on how much you can get for them. College is expensive!
ThePaperDragon 31
What would cause him to even think selling panties is okay? Who does that?
RedPillSucks 33
sadly, people who have no respect for other peoples personal things. doesnt sound like marrying material.
Aky0n 10
id pay a lot for yours... LOL creep status achieved :')
garrett_8614 14
Who the hell buys used panties is my question
frogyourpond 2
I'd buy, lick, and sniff yours any day!
sexypvc24 10
People with that kind of fetish