Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML
Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML
Today, I went to the store with my girlfriend. She needed to use the bathroom so I started looking at the books. It wasn't until the manager shot me a weird look that I realized I'd wandered down too far and was looking at bridal magazines, holding tampons, dog treats, and hair spray. FML
Today, I went to buy a birthday present for my boyfriend. While buying him a sweater, the cashier tried to up-sale me by asking if my boyfriend wore briefs or boxers, because both were on sale. Not thinking, I blurted out, "I don't know, they just come off." FML
Today, I went out with my boyfriend and thought I'd wear two bras under my singlet-top to make my chest look bigger. Upon leaving Target, one of the security guards noticed the extra straps and accused me of shoplifting. I had to spend the next 20 minutes explaining the situation to security. FML
Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML
Today, I had to return a shirt to Target. My mom offered to do it for me on her way to work, so I gave her the shirt and receipt. Later, I remembered that on the same receipt I had purchased condoms, lube, and whipped cream. FML
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Top comments
BlinkOnceForYes 0
If she wanted you to wear a thong, she should buy you a thong.
Rx_man1 0
#3 chill the **** out it's not even your life and u get all crazy ha ha loser
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Comments (62)
allmidnighteyes 11
Your life is ****** because you decided to buy a thong, and some complete stranger knew? You're getting laid. Quit yo bitchin'
darkshadow_fml 0
I question the correctness of his Girlfriends state of mind if she wants him in a man thong
White667 0
I also wonder why he didn't just buy one at a more lingerie based store, that way you know everyone there is buying the same sorta thing.
fudgnugget 0
gross
Hellcrapdamn 0
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This made me think... " Who ******* gives a shit??? " I hope you and your stupid thong catch on fire. And get herpes.
maichido 0
Someone has anger issues. o.o Clam down, jeez.
sillygurl6418 6
Calm your ****. Its not like any of this matters
ambear26 14
A thong that spontaneously catches on fire huh. You have a creative mind there.
ambear26 14
A thong that spontaneously catches on fire huh. You have a creative mind there.
Cory123125 3
Believe it or not 1/6 of people in America have herpes and it isn't that bad. If you have ever had a Cole sore you have herpes. It has a seasonal dormant and active period which explains why it only acts up once in a while.
rawr_ily96 24
Cold sores are a different strain of herpes that has no effect on the genital area. A cold sore or oral herpes are caused by a virus named HSV-1, which only effects the mouth. Genital herpes is caused by HSV-2, and only effects the genitalia.
Rx_man1 0
#3 chill the **** out it's not even your life and u get all crazy ha ha loser
cuteguyoO 0
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bre_zip_it_up13 11
atleast you devoted -!-
BlinkOnceForYes 0
If she wanted you to wear a thong, she should buy you a thong.
aero_fml 0
Yeah. For sure.
Iwannabetreo 11
Thongs for men FTW!
sven25 0
For Real! I'm gay and even I think a thong is gross.... LOL Wait... did I just self hate?
IndigoKitty 3
YDI. who cares if someone sees what your buying? do you get all embarassed about buying condoms too?
shangrilaa 0
YDI for caring! It's not like you know anyone.
muffinsareyummy 1
a man in a thong. ew. not attractive.