Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML
Today, I went to buy a birthday present for my boyfriend. While buying him a sweater, the cashier tried to up-sale me by asking if my boyfriend wore briefs or boxers, because both were on sale. Not thinking, I blurted out, "I don't know, they just come off." FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I was trying on jeans in a store. Thinking the changing room door was locked, I stripped down to my underwear. Suddenly, an elderly woman opened the door, stepped in, and said, “Oh, I thought this was the toilet.” We locked eyes for an eternity before she backed out. I felt obligated to buy the jeans to regain some control of my life. FML
Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
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danhxcore 0
This is just terrible story telling
vooper 0
I had to read that three times before I got it haha. shenanigans, also.
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Comments (20)
rachelroller 0
Either your lying or the guy in the dressing room is stupid. I would definitely notice if some stranger came into my dressing room before they even said anything.
shinshoku13 19
He was shocked into silence?
hausmad1 3
Some stores have like customer service workers getting stuff for u cud have thought it was one of then
danhxcore 0
This is just terrible story telling
24788 7
HAHA, that's great. A good fml.
kizz_fml 0
why wasnt the door locked? you lying!
NisaSayshi 24
There are places where there are no locks. For instance in this country. Maybe in France its the same.
vooper 0
I had to read that three times before I got it haha. shenanigans, also.
ohhhhshizzz 0
why doesnt this have more comments. this is funny. lmao!
famo5 5
ok, 1, the guy was bending down so he didn't see. and 2, instead of having a door with a lock, it could of been one that had curtains.
skgirl 0
wow so wait why wasn't door locked and why were you in mens dressing room with your boy friend they didnt say any thing when you walked in unless your a guy i guess then never mind idk i was just sayin
hayleyjames 0
for all of you that are saying she is lying because the door would of been locked did you ever think that maybe it wasn't a door it was a curtain that you pull over and you don't really need to open them the full way you can slip in those without making any noise
dee321 0
call me stupid but I don't get it....
michael888 0
ur stupid