Today, I had a garage sale, and had amongst my clothing a few sets of underwear. A old man came up and asked to buy all of them. I'm so poor, I couldn't say no to the pervert. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Today, I was having a nice conversation with my fiancé when he said out of nowhere, "I sold some of your panties". I thought he was joking so I said I hoped they weren't any of my favorites. He wasn't joking, though, and now some stranger from Craigslist owns my panties. FML
Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML
Today, after my ex broke up with me, I threw out all the clothes he’d bought me before, which was basically my entire wardrobe. Anyway, this creepy guy who lives a few blocks away seems to be wearing my old clothes and waves my bras and panties at me. It’s gross and creepy. FML
Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML
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Top comments
xyadove 8
Why would you say no? Everyone has their fetishes, let him be.
urdirtyolduncle 15
Who the hell sells used underwear ?
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Comments (144)
knoelani 13
Who the heck sells used underwear? That's more disturbing I think.
CarlosDanger 12
"I am so poor I could not discriminate against the man". Your prejudice is disgusting.
kotake 7
I actually agree with this. So what if he is a perv? Also he doesnt necessarily have to be, he could be crossdressing (not a perverted activity despite what some ignorant people would have you believe) he could be trying to spice up his sex life with his wife, he could be giving them to his daughter. I and my friends buy thrift store clothing often. Granted not underwear, but once you wash it in the laundry it's basically yours anyways. tl;dr: if you're selling your underwear, and he's buying your underwear, be grateful you have the money...
iwadasn 33
Are you serious? Since when is it discrimination or prejudice to not want an old man to have your underwear? Stop looking for things to be self-righteous about just for the sake of it.
lotr4 18
*An old man
pitapizzaparty 18
What if he was trying to buy some for his wife? But she was too embarrassed to get them from a garage sale
Leprekhaun 14
What if he was buying them for his wife who couldn't walk anymore and his retirement money is running low! You would deny an elderly woman proper clothing??? :p
ShyVi 18
Are you sure he wasn't buying it for his wife?
trendkilla254 4
search ebay for used socks
KidBro 9
Is there a donate button somewhere? I help this person :|
trey600rr 22
if I could make a living by selling mine that is all I would do lol
mariobro2 2
Why assume he is a perv? Maybe you have a big ass and they would make great garage rags...just sayin.