Today, I had a garage sale, and had amongst my clothing a few sets of underwear. A old man came up and asked to buy all of them. I'm so poor, I couldn't say no to the pervert. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Today, I was having a nice conversation with my fiancé when he said out of nowhere, "I sold some of your panties". I thought he was joking so I said I hoped they weren't any of my favorites. He wasn't joking, though, and now some stranger from Craigslist owns my panties. FML
Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML
Today, after my ex broke up with me, I threw out all the clothes he’d bought me before, which was basically my entire wardrobe. Anyway, this creepy guy who lives a few blocks away seems to be wearing my old clothes and waves my bras and panties at me. It’s gross and creepy. FML
Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML
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Top comments
xyadove 8
Why would you say no? Everyone has their fetishes, let him be.
urdirtyolduncle 15
Who the hell sells used underwear ?
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Comments (144)
Enslaved 38
One man's trash is another man's treasure. Hope they were clean undies.
ShadowlessSpear 21
One man's trash is another man's pleasure.
littleteapot 21
One woman's trash is a creepy man's pleasure.
granCanyon 12
I'm pretty sure the old man was hoping they weren't clean.
Likian5 26
I probably would've said something clever like, "they've never been used" or something like that.
Cruzg2017 18
That wasn't very clever...
rickyhvw 5
she should have said they were her boyfriends
Likian5 26
How was it not clever? Telling him they weren't used would take away from the pervyness of the situation.
tournamentdecide 33
15, you can tell when womens underwear is used.
valalvax 13
Don't know why people down vote, there's a reason panty liners are a thing, and unless she was wearing them her undies are stained
oufie20 18
and u call him the pervert?
HeartYou101 31
Selling your underwear is really weird, but please say you at least boiled them several times and/or used an antibacterial washing detergent before you sold them (not saying you're diseased or anything, but it IS underwear your selling), regardless if you're selling them to a pervy man or woman (who probably wouldn't buy used undies anyways), they should be 100% clean and germ free as possible if you're going to sell them...
ohSNAPyall 27
Boil them? In your cookware? Icky. I say wash them and let them go. If you have bleach, go for it.
skatoolaki 24
I say just throw them away. Who - other than someone with that kind of fetish - wants someone's used underwear? Just no.
dvnmrgnob 6
Lmaooooooooooooo @ boiled them!! #tenpointstogriffindor
trendkilla254 4
experienced?
stingray112 24
If your selling your underwear in the first place you shouldn't even care about who buys them
MsKatieFace 11
Wow, so it's clothing that's been against her body. It's not like she's selling used sex toys or something that has been inside of her. while i personally wouldn't buy any form of used clothing for personal reasons, i don't think there's anything wrong with it or those who do. If it was swimwear would people be making such a big deal about it?
Ratstroke 9
Yeah but swimwear gets wet...oh wait
cryssycakesx3 23
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
might as well be sex toys...
nataliewby 25
It's a big deal because OP was probably expecting a woman to buy the undies, and was bothered that a creepy man wanted to buy ALL of her underwear
Just_A_Tree 20
I'm still wondering why OP thought that it would only be classy ladies buying her stuff. There are plenty of great and wonderful people who go to garage sales, but there is an equal amount of strange people who will always surprise you. Never underestimate people! There are some weird ones out there, and they are free to be as different as they want, as long as it does no harm to others, I don't see an issue.
superspooky 13
I don't think "classy ladies" buy used underwear at garage sales.
RedPillSucks 33
What about classy cross dressers?
Just_A_Tree 20
Exactly! So who did she honestly think would buy her underwear?
just1n12 18
Not that creepy, guys buy girls underwear all the time so it's nothing new and shouldn't be considered creepy :/
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
That's not the point. OP puts her underwear for sale and then complains when someone buys them. You gotta be really desperate for a bargain or have a fetich to buy used underwear. Even charity wouldn't take them for second hand selling, unless they are brand new.
xTwinkies1 14
i never knew people sales use underwears in yard sales...
ShadowlessSpear 21
YDI for selling your underwear
annarcheer 19
why would u sell ur underwear
sydneysays 15
Why were you selling underwear