Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML
Today, I had a job interview. It went really well until I couldn't figure out how to open the slide door to get out of the room. FML
Today, I had a job interview for a position at a police station. I asked to use the restroom and accidentally opened the wrong door, locking myself in a stairwell. I had to knock on the door until somebody let me out. Safe to say I didn't get the job. FML
Today, I had a job interview, but I arrived kind of late. I was in so much of a hurry that I hit a woman walking by in the face with the door. I offered to drive her to the hospital. Turns out that she was going to be interviewing me. She didn't offer to reschedule. FML
Today, I was late for an interview. Going into the elevator, a man ran up to the doors but since I was late, I pressed the "close" button. When I arrived to the office, the secretary asked me to wait. The boss walked in to interview me. The man whose face I closed the elevator doors on. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML
Today, I went to a big job interview. As I walked in, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Other highlights include my voice cracking multiple times, sweating profusely and getting uncontrollable nervous giggling. The interviewer eventually stared at me in disbelief and asked if I was high. FML
Today, I let out a huge fart during a job interview. I was the one conducting the interview. FML
Today, I went to a very important job interview. I was so nervous that I passed out right in front of the interviewer's desk. FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Hell yes!" in front of a potential employer and a group of kids before an interview at a daycare center. FML
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Top comments
Obito_Rocks 6
At least you made a good impact :)
Thors_Hammer9999 17
well hopefully the interviewer is an understanding person
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Comments (40)
royr7395 30
Good luck with the interview!
notfat14 18
So you pushed in ?
patrickalamo 48
Push it, Push it real good... Oh baby baby...
xleanne_aLly 23
My mom used to listen to that song working out a lot. When I was younger I'd always asked; why she was listening to a sing about having a poop.
kirbs19 37
You must have been an adorable and insightful child
Thors_Hammer9999 17
well hopefully the interviewer is an understanding person
cocoshake 16
ouch
Obito_Rocks 6
At least you made a good impact :)
then000bster 16
She was originally aiming for a head start, but the door had already closed.
ProfessorMctitie 20
Tell them you were just checking out the floor
MrsDruidess 23
must have been nerves, that or the rum ;-)
rebelbelle 17
what is he a pirate?
joeblow6969 5
Or they're insinuating OP had a drink to calm the nerves before the interview, but it made them a little too buzzed and they walked into the door. Made sense to me...
Jasim 17
Hope the job isn't sight related. Good luck.
anoniemm 13
You sure made an entrance they'll never forgot :-)
TomatoGuts 10
You mean hit the entrance.
iwanttogotoparis 26
Could say you made them remember your first impression