Today, I had a garage sale, and had amongst my clothing a few sets of underwear. A old man came up and asked to buy all of them. I'm so poor, I couldn't say no to the pervert. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Today, I was having a nice conversation with my fiancé when he said out of nowhere, "I sold some of your panties". I thought he was joking so I said I hoped they weren't any of my favorites. He wasn't joking, though, and now some stranger from Craigslist owns my panties. FML
Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML
Today, after my ex broke up with me, I threw out all the clothes he’d bought me before, which was basically my entire wardrobe. Anyway, this creepy guy who lives a few blocks away seems to be wearing my old clothes and waves my bras and panties at me. It’s gross and creepy. FML
Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML
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Top comments
xyadove 8
Why would you say no? Everyone has their fetishes, let him be.
urdirtyolduncle 15
Who the hell sells used underwear ?
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Comments (144)
smackaroonial 20
This is one of the most poorly written FML's that I've ever read.
EvilTurtle 35
I know I was thinking that too. Don't the people who decide what gets published on FML have the power to edit FMLs before it gets published?
BBlah 26
At least she got the "too" part right?
xyadove 8
Why would you say no? Everyone has their fetishes, let him be.
urdirtyolduncle 15
Who the hell sells used underwear ?
doctorhook86 25
#46: Apparently not urdirtyolduncle, which is weird because my dirty old uncle definitely would have.
Kougeru 12
exactly what i was gonna say
EvilTurtle 35
This FML reminds me of that episode of Orange is the New Black where that predator asks for her panties
acerredrum 23
I use to be a cam girl and sold used underwear for a while. Pay 5 bucks for a pack of 3 and sell them for 30 bucks a piece. Not bad money.
PenguinBitch 44
Cam girl? So you're one of those random windows that pop-up when I'm watching...
acerredrum 23
Was, not any more. :] I was with StreamMate so I showed up on RedTube a lot.
Supersonic54 18
Kinda curious as to what you do now, if it's not too much to ask.
mikaellikestacos 14
Maybe they were a gift for his younger lover maybe. probably not
doctorhook86 25
#95: The lesson I'm taking from this conversation is that you're probably quite attractive. "How's it going, babe? I'm doctorhook86, what's your name? We should get together for a drink sometime. What's your number?"
ThongWarrior 17
Are u the old man?
acerredrum 23
@97 I am a Book Keeper for a store, thinking of going back to it for some cash on the side but I haven't decided yet. @109 Lol, I like to think I am and I am sorry my wonderful admirer but I am happily married.
uniformed 13
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You are selling them so I'd say you are more of a perv
TrippingOnAcid 29
If anything it emphasises how desperate OP must be for money in a very real way
granCanyon 12
Did OP really think someone would buy used undies to wear them? They are not that expensive...When you sell used underwear you can expect at least 90% of your customers to be underwear fetishists.
Helpfulman 17
Who besides pervs walks down the street looking to buy used women's underwear?
doctorhook86 25
#49: Dude probably didn't go looking for that opportunity, he just took it when it arose.
dipshitpoopyhead 7
there is a market out there for them Japan has used panty vending machines
SpamPam 18
She probably did not thoroughly check thru her clothes before selling
Helpfulman 17
@54 I meant why would OP sell the underwear because nobody would go out looking for it on purpose.
Dannielleroset 11
As someone who lives in Japan, I can tell you that's a myth. They're actually illegal.
gemstone586 12
If they're illegal, doesn't that mean someone tried it once??? weird..
nix1993 41
I got the impression that OP didn't realise the underwear was in with her clothes? I don't see how she's a pervert in that situation. You can only feel sorry for someone that has to resort to selling their underwear just to make ends meat.
kaylamarriee 10
@117 meat and meet are two very different words. Especially when we are talking about underwear and old men.
FMLprincess023 13
That's not the only thing that "arose"
whatafuckup 14
That's gross. Get a job
skeettheskeet 1
Hmm. Maybe they're trying to get one? Think of that?
badluckalex 23
or op has one but its not enough
Just_A_Tree 20
Or, OP has a job, but like a lot of people, made some bad choices with spending and is now in debt enough to justify having to sell a lot of stuff. Including underwear.
littleteapot 21
Or maybe OP got injured/sick and is struggling to pay medical bills. Don't judge until you know the whole story.
irjgg 5
It's from the UK, I swear they get free health care.
BeeHMC 9
Why does op have to be having money troubles to have a garage sale? Ever think they just wanted to get rid of some stuff and make some extra cash?
BeeHMC 9
Wow I'm dumb. Please excuse my previous comment.
invadermaythe1st 35
if you're 18 years of age and under, which I assume op is not.
martin998877 12
Yes totally free healthcare in the uk.
fmlgiraffe 23
It's not free, we pay for it with taxes!
hannahgreely 14
what ever happened to coherent writing
KK3137 31
Was this one of those attempts to get into the Worst of the Worst that accidentally got passed, or were the mods too tired to care?
Just_A_Tree 20
If you don't like who's buying your stuff for whatever reasons they have, then don't sell it. Honestly, I could be okay with a lot of things from yard sales, but underwear is just too personal of an item for me to be buying or selling at a yard sale.
Toolishing 22
With this economy, I could see myself sparing some old underwear for a few extra bucks. Forget about dignity.
onlychildFTW 34
Yeah I've bought some used underwear. Didn't have the money for new and it was clean looking and I saved like 80/90%.
smackaroonial 20
They deleted my top comment. Why? Because it's true? Poor writing doesn't make up for anything.
qtbabe127 22
So, question: If you weren't comfortable someone buying them, why did you put them out to be sold?
Ratstroke 9
Well it would be ok if it was a woman who bought em. My mom once tried selling hers, expecting a woman, but instead a transsexual wanted them, it was akward.
Fwippy 7
Because trans women aren't women?
auro7 18
Nope transsexuals are transsexuals.
olleekenberg 20
she might have wanted a girl to buy them
dantee2005 33
Maybe she was drying them off
DocBastard 40
I would ask "Who the **** buys used underwear?" but I think you just answered that question.
EmmiAnne 25
Why would you sell used underwear on the first place? That's a little gross to me.
RedPillSucks 33
To make some bucks. I would have instantly jacked up the price