Today, on my way home from work, I went to the car wash. When the spray jets hit the car, my dog jumped out of his crate, into the front seat, and onto a button lowering both back windows. I got both an exterior and interior wash. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my car into a car wash. I guess it was a bad idea to do it with my dog in the car, because he freaked out, started scrambling around, and ended up pissing on everything, me included. FML
Today, I took my car to the automatic wash for the first time in years. I didn’t realize you’re supposed to remember to close the sunroof. I now own a freshly-cleaned car interior, soaked seats, and one very wet, traumatized dog. FML
Today, I was driving with my dog. Looking out the half-open window he stepped on the switch, the window went up, causing his head to get stuck. I looked down and he had scared the shit out of himself, all over my shirt. FML
Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and my other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML
Today, while driving with my puppy in the passenger seat, he jumped out of the window. FML
Today, I went to get my car washed at one of those places where you can watch through the glass. I watched in horror, face pressed against the glass, as my car went through with the window down. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by taking his new car to the automatic car wash. As soon as the water started, I realized that I forgot to close the sunroof. FML
Today, I noticed that someone smeared "wash me" into the grime of my car. I decided to take it to get a wash. I pulled up, put my vehicle in neutral, and kicked back as it slowly started to move. You never realize how long it takes a sun roof to close until water is dumping on your head. FML
Today, I was cleaning my car when I hit the automatic window button while I was vacuuming in between the door and the driver's seat, and got stuck halfway out, in full view of my neighbor. He had to come get me out, because I couldn't reach the button. FML
Today, in order to save money, instead of going to the car wash, I decided to wash my car at home. While sponging the roof, I slipped on the soapy driveway and ended up sliding under the car, getting soaked and covered in suds. My neighbor saw the whole thing and couldn't stop laughing. FML
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Top comments
Tripartita 45
I bet you wish you hadn’t gotten that lower-both-back-windows button installed in the middle of the front seat now, OP!
boopingsnoot 25
You shouldn't have done the car wash with the dog in the car - it never ends well
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Comments (18)
Tripartita 45
I bet you wish you hadn’t gotten that lower-both-back-windows button installed in the middle of the front seat now, OP!
TacoTheDank 27
Yay you're back! I missed your clever comments!
Tripartita 45
Cheers!
RichardPencil 32
Did you have to pay extra for that?
almost_there44 26
Second time this has been posted, just with a different handle.
Little Richard 11
Why was your dog in a crate?
boopingsnoot 25
Common sense?
egnur_mas 19
Exterior, interior plus a dog bath op.
boopingsnoot 25
You shouldn't have done the car wash with the dog in the car - it never ends well
RockPrincess26 16
You deserve it for not securing your dog's crate better.
dexter420 21
Why was your dog at work with you
BusterM 2
Could be a guard with K-9 patrolling or maybe even a cop.
empbob 20
Seems kind of cruel to scare the crap out of your dog by driving through a car wash with them trapped in a crate...
Casey Padovani 11
Why would you go to the car wash with your dog in the car? That's just mean.