Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend asked if he could come over and hang out. He only came because he ran out of food at his house. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. I started tearing up and telling him that I feel like he never has time for me anymore. He responded with, "I'm hungry." FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend after two days of purposely not seeing him, just so he could have the chance to "miss me." When I asked him if he'd missed me, he said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I needed to move out. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who lives 100 miles away and whom I haven't seen in 2 months, told me he was visiting my city with some friends. I assumed this was an opening to an invitation, but no, he just asked me about the best places to get drunk. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he needed to reconsider coming to see me for financial reasons. I'm the one paying for the airfare, giving him a place to stay, and covering his expenses while he's here. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
A guy who can't even take care of himself is hardly boyfriend material.
kingcaper817 14
Tell the bitch to get his own Damn food
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Comments (47)
KatHelm 17
Looks like you got a worthless lazy ass.
LilHitla 15
looks like I have an erection. not from you though
A07 48
Looks like true love
peceout 29
I hope you didn't give him any food.
peceout 29
What I mean is that he should be spending time with you because he wants to, not because he needs something.
extremereviews 26
Huh, I would have thought sex
sethsmith11 21
That's what I figured. At least he wasn't just using her for sex then walking out.
JayVicious 20
maybe he used her for food AND sex?
kingcaper817 14
Tell the bitch to get his own Damn food
DocBastard 40
A guy who can't even take care of himself is hardly boyfriend material.
Welshite 40
Or he may just be down on his luck and unable to afford food.
MrConcise 35
Or he's only still around because he's really good in bed.
iAmPaul 49
Or he's been dependent on her for a bit.
Tthug 34
A week really isn't that long to go without seeing someone. But that's pretty funny. I had a friend that did that in college, more freaking often than weekly.
AverageJoey 18
Tell him your house is like a grocery store, he has to pay for what he eats
Vestin 18
You're one step away from saying that her house is also like a brothel, and he has to pay for sex.
Dthsapprntc 23
#25 because sex is a commodity that has to be bought at the store before you can enjoy it. "I'm sorry honey, but we can't have sex tonight. I forgot to pick some up when I was at the store."
Vestin 18
Oh, so that's what you consider the distinction that breaks the analogy... Very well: "I love you, and I'd do anything for you... as long as it doesn't involve any monetary investment; otherwise I will send you an invoice." Bottom line: if my girlfriend came to my house and was hungry, I'd feed her.
ifoundwaldo123 12
He sounds like a romantic
irisr_fml 24
This didn't turn out the way I expected it to
ndnpride88 25
Think you need to find yourself a man who could take care of himself before you take him in