Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML
Today, my wife has initiated sex less than five times in the 18 years we've been married. If I don't mention it, then she doesn't have to bother. FML
Today, I congratulated my best mate and his wife on their third pregnancy in three years. It then dawned on me that they've had sex more times in three years of marriage than I have had in six years of mine. FML
Today, I discovered that my wife isn't cheating on me after all, as I'd feared. We just don't have sex anymore. FML
Today, my husband asked if we could have more sex, because we spend every day together, but if he wanted celibacy, he’d have stayed single and spent time with his friends. He then pulled out a diary proving we’ve only had sex twice this year. I was completely unaware it was so infrequent. Whoops. FML
Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, my wife accused me of using her for sex. I'd only just admitted to her two days ago that I've been struggling to get it up to try and perform, after a hospital stay and a month of almost no sexual contact. FML
Today, it's my 2-year wedding anniversary. It also marks 2 years since my wife told me, "We're married now we don't need to have sex anymore." FML
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Top comments
BadApple88 29
Divorce that bitch
WCARlover 35
Screw cheaters. Well...actually it looks like other guys have been. Sorry OP. :(
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Comments (123)
khaled_almu 13
Bitchy situation it's very clear divorce her and before you do it **** her.This is how can a man deal with bitches gd luck with finding a new wife.
mkayden 23
These hoes ain't loyal *makes it rain*. But for real, time to get a divorce.
CCRider 17
Was she having sex with a walrus or at least a guy who looks like one?
Lil_Red777 21
They aren't divorced. OP was referring to the last 12 months of their marriage. That's why he called her his wife.
thinkaboutit5 17
#29 OP also said his wife, not his ex-wife. They are not divorced yet.
silverstream20 20
Wow. Does no one believe in marriage anymore? Why cheat? Why ruin something special for just one moment of passion? OP, I feel for you and hope you find a better worthy wife.
cakefete2 31
A mere thumbs up does not do this comment justice. Thank you, sir.
ninety 25
Apparently it was for more than one moment of passion. It was for two months of moments of passion, to be exact. I get your point and totally agree with it though.
DylanHasClass 17
No respect for marriage!
themouseman1212 16
I'm at 3 1/2 years of that myself. I know what you're going through. I'm trying to work things out but she has to want it too. Good luck.
ladoom 23
This post could mean so many things! Very confusing
QueenofWheels 13
How?
sprints54 19
She scrambling trying to figure out who the father is?