Today, I congratulated my best mate and his wife on their third pregnancy in three years. It then dawned on me that they've had sex more times in three years of marriage than I have had in six years of mine. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Today, I congratulated my friend for getting engaged. This is the fourth friend of mine this year that has become engaged. I haven't even had a boyfriend yet. FML
Today, my friend told me how depressing it is that she hasn't had sex in two weeks. I haven't had sex in 3 years. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML
Today, my husband asked if we could have more sex, because we spend every day together, but if he wanted celibacy, he’d have stayed single and spent time with his friends. He then pulled out a diary proving we’ve only had sex twice this year. I was completely unaware it was so infrequent. Whoops. FML
Today, more than fifteen years of marriage and sex at least once a week has given my otherwise lovely husband the stamina to last a minute and a half. We've cum together less than five times. FML
Today, my mom shrieked in horror and burst into hysterical tears when I casually mentioned I was having sex. I've been married for three years. My wife and I have sex. Deal with it. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Have you tried talking to your wife? That's the best way of finding out what's going on in your relationship.
Brightside86 31
Valid question, don't see why you're getting down votes. Feels like situation where the sunk cost fallacy is at play and there just hasn't been a singular breaking point bad enough to jump ship. I've been in bad relationships that should have ended month 3, but I kept trying to fix things until they finally imploded on month 6. Can't imagine what it's like to get the extended 3+ year version of that. Hope you figure it out, life is too short to be in a relationship that makes your existence miserable.
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Chazzster 32
I am sorry, but why on earth would you tolerate a virtually sexless marriage unless there is some medical or psychological problem?
VnD 12
I know a guy like OP, he's in the same situation, it's a loveless marriage with barely any sex, you know how sometimes you meet someone and they start opening up to you? That's what happened between us, he was always laughing and joking and little did I know how much deep shit he was/is actually in, anyway, he doesn't leave his wife because of the kids and he said he has no where else to go if he leaves her so he tolerates all the shit she puts him through, we can't say anything to OP until we know what's going on in his life.
Brightside86 31
Valid question, don't see why you're getting down votes. Feels like situation where the sunk cost fallacy is at play and there just hasn't been a singular breaking point bad enough to jump ship. I've been in bad relationships that should have ended month 3, but I kept trying to fix things until they finally imploded on month 6. Can't imagine what it's like to get the extended 3+ year version of that. Hope you figure it out, life is too short to be in a relationship that makes your existence miserable.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Have you tried talking to your wife? That's the best way of finding out what's going on in your relationship.
sarsuela 29
It's third pregnancy so you have had sex twice?
Iamthebanzai22 21
For the life of me, I have never been able to understand why people stay in sexless marriages. Dude, leave now or spend the rest of your life unhappy. Your future is in your hands and your hands alone.
Bonniibiik 6
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